"THAT'S IT!!!" "Pffft, your head got big Bak-" "THAT'S NOT MY DAMN NAME!!!"
These two things combined into one? GENIUS.
Or...was it idiotic? Ahh who cares?! Either way, the rather mismatched duo had managed to make their way inside Iwagakure and were presently busy arguing with eachother. If you could it even call it that...it was more Gun yelling at Kei for being a moron. He didn't take any offense to it, just laughed. The menacing-looking merc loosened his grip and sighed. "Tch...I don't know why I even bother..." Nobody did. Especially not Keiatsu! Or was it that he didn't care? I forget. "I'm hungry." spoke the rose-haired youth as he walked down the street, rubbing his stomach all the while. Gun narrowed his dark green eyes at the boy. "When are you not hungry?" Silence. "Not?" A hand shot up and slapped Gun in the face. It was his own. He slapped his own face. "Goddammit..."
Right now the two didn't have any particular plan in mind. Gun had his own reasons for tagging along that were vaguely linked to Keiatsu's. And all the rose-haired wanderer had in mind was finding some friends to go back to Mist with loaded for bear. If that giant shadow-thing he saw firsthand did freeze Kiri? Beating it to a pulp would surely unfreeze the village and all its inhabitants...right? Right. At least in Kei's mind it was. He did have an odd sort of "luck" when it came to stumbling across past acquaintances (and danger in general...), so for now it was adventure time. Get something to eat. Find some old friends. Meet some new ones? Who knew what the future had in store? "Yo, Barakami. Think those broads from the Docks back in Water Country're here?" Keiatsu crossed his arms and let out a slight, "Hm..." as he mulled it over. "Maybe." The youth was about to continue walking when a sharp pang flooded his Sense. His eyes widened, and so did his stance as he reacted in shock. The battle-hardened mercenary of the two immediately took notice and raised an eyebrow. "What is it?" He'd never seen the kid act like this. Whatever it was, it had to be seriou-
"I'm hungry."
It's maintained that to this day, Gun's scream of rage could be heard round the world.
[Topic Begun w/ dNPC Gun]