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Ninpocho Chronicles

Ninpocho Chronicles is a fantasy-ish setting storyline, set in an alternate universe World of Ninjas, where the Naruto and Boruto series take place. This means that none of the canon characters exists, or existed here.

Each ninja starts from the bottom and start their training as an Academy Student. From there they develop abilities akin to that of demigods as they grow in age and experience.

Along the way they gain new friends (or enemies), take on jobs and complete contracts and missions for their respective villages where their training and skill will be tested to their limits.

The sky is the limit as the blank page you see before you can be filled with countless of adventures with your character in the game.

This is Ninpocho Chronicles.

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Hello from the OtterSlide (Requesting Sousuke/OPEN to all)

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Sousuke had watched as Roku, as per usual, talk people into doing things that he wanted. He leaned back into his chair as he watched Roku employ a funnel to finish his drinks. As per Roku's words Sousuke did sign a shurkien that the man had offered him. Writing on a shurkien was a slightly difficult task, but it was done nevertheless in the same neat handwriting he had. How best to challenge Roku here. Sousuke tapped his fingers together. Roku indeed had done quite well to best him with this funnel of his. Roku had challenged him to shots already. Well. It was time to go out of this round gracefully. Sousuke took the funnel Roku had made and had crafted it into a very large mug. He poured each of his remaining beers into it. "Not very original, but allow me to begin the opening volley of shots but the final act of this round then. Five cream shots please."<i></i> Sousuke requested. Sousuke snorted. This was his bane last time. He had trained himself all the better now. Once the shots were presented he dropped each of them into the overly large drink of beer. He had to act fast before the drink spoiled. Sousuke raised the drink and began to drain its contents at a seemingly not humanly pace. The creamy sweet mixture of the shots at the beer was tasty. Upon finishing the juggernaut of a drink, Sousuke placed down the mug. He stared at Roku with a deadpanned expression. "That was very tasty. I think that is a daring intro into the round of shots."<i></i> Sosuke's face surprisingly was not pink, but now he felt that tingling was back. Sousuke tapped his fingers on the table. He would certainly need a moment's reprieve after pulling that stunt off. He blinked twice. Yes. Quite. Absolutely.

He paused for a moment. Wait. Was that enough? Five cream shots and five beers into one potent mixture. All drank in the time period of forty seconds? Sousuke was trying to do the math. This was ... was it right? Yes. He certainly must have done the numbers right, well, it was a very potent drink and a step far above what Roku was playing at. Sousuke blinked again. Uh. Yes. That was the case. Precisely.

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Re: Hello from the OtterSlide (Requesting Sousuke/OPEN to al

His laughter would come a dwindling, winding halt as Sousuke proceeded with his work. The introduction of shots in beers, made things confusing. Hell, math was never his forte so there was no way in knowing what would be the right mixture to meet that. Sure, he could have asked for additional mugs of beer, but that didn't seem to make it into his train of thought. Instead, he became fixated, for what felt like hours but was only a few fleeting minutes, on what number of shots he would need to take to meet the same alcohol equivalent. The answer didn't come to him immediately, but a resolute face would given indication he had a plan. He would motion to the nearest bar maiden.

"Please bring four bottles of whiskey."

There was determination, an undeniable fire burning within the youth. He was now focused on proving his mettle, vanquishing the Steward and upholding his title of best drinking (between the two).

"StewyKage..."

His pulled himself back up to his seat and glared down the Steward. The name, a named that once tickled him, was now something that was going to be official for the remainder of this moment.

"I shall not be overcamed that lightly...."

His words sounded crisp and clear within his mind. He failed to realize that a couple of errors had been made. This was the beginning of a weird adventure for Roku, and Sousuke by extension. The four bottles would be placed on the table along with two clean shot glasses. Roku would take both glasses, inspect them and slide them to Sousuke as he shook his head. For Roku, this was him indicating he did not need the small glasses, but if that is what Sousuke would get from the picture was not as clear.

"StewyKage... prepare yourself for the show...the big show.... showtime."

His thought was more or less those jumbled words. He would then nod to the Steward as he twisted off the top of the first bottle of whiskey. With a devilish grin he would kick back the bottle, resting it on his lips, and inhaling this new form of alcohol. Within seconds he would finish the bottle, slamming it on to the table and glare at Sousuke.

"Ninja move!"

His would then send his left hand cutting across the table at a speed that was pretty insane, but in shinobi standards would have been pretty fast still. The hand would act like a blade slicing the top off a second bottle of whiskey as his right hand would quickly snatch it up and start to chug once more. This time his eyes would maintain contact with Sousuke as Roku would gently nod his head, as if to say "yea, that's right, bro". Finishing, he would slam this new bottle on the table and out stretch his hands to Sousuke to imply "show me what you got".



OOC: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
 
Re: Hello from the OtterSlide (Requesting Sousuke/OPEN to al

Sousuke would stare down Roku as he drained the whisky entirely. He would motion for a waiter or waitress to arrive. Of the two it was of the female gender. Sousuke proceeded to write down the name of the drink next and he handed it to her. She looked at him funnily. The waitress returned with a bottle of sake. Sousuke would review the contents of the bottle. "Twenty-two percent. Undiluted. I think some theatrics are in order."<i></i> He announced as he was given a bowl to drink the sake out of. Sousuke poured himself a bowl of it, and drank it soundly with elegance. "I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself what a wonderful world."<i></i> Sousuke curiously sang in tune and conducted himself most soberly. Another bowl of sake was poured as he continued on. "I see skies of blue and clouds of white. The blessed day, the dark sacred night. And I think to myself what a wonderful world."<i></i> He continued. Strangely now music somehow made its way into his singing. The musical break allowed him to match Roku's drinks, and then some. "The colours of the rainbow so pretty in the sky. Are also on the faces of people going by. I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do. They're really saying I love you."<i></i> Again curiously the music would continued again and by this time Sousuke finished the bottle of sake. "I hear babies crying. I watch them grow. They'll learn much more, than I'll never know. And I think to myself what a wonderful world. Yes. I think to myself what a wonderful world."<i></i>

Sousuke would finish and place down the sake bowl. He looked to Roku and everyone else around. He would cough , "Ah. Right. Quite. Not quite a ninja move, but ... I think should be of better or equal caliber."<i></i> Sousuke countered. Sousuke would feel that tingling again. He hoped that this contest would come to a conclusion soon as he could indeed feel his limit either ... expanding or ... hitting it or ... he wasn't quite sure anymore. "Sake is stronger than whisky. I hope."<i></i>
 
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Roku watched the display, not fully certain it was truly happening or if the alcohol in his system was starting to mess with him. The sake made sense, someone singing in a bar made sense and the music made sense, the fact that all of this was blended into Sousuke did not make sense. He thought about it.

"Sousuke. Sake... Sousake? It's a trap!"

That was the extent of the current thought. What did it mean? Hell if he really knew. Deep down, maybe Roku thought that sense the drink and a portion of Sousuke's name sounded remotely similar that this was some elaborate cheat on the part of Sousuke? If he was sober, which he wasn't, this ideology would not have made a lick of sense. But right now, in this state, in made a world of sense. He would raise up from his seat waving his arms in protest.

"I declare shenanan....shenannan.... shannon.... shenanigans!"

And there it was; Shenanigans. And age old summons, a proclamation that would bring even the most intense drinking battles to a screeching halt. Roku would pace the bar, in an effort to make his plea to the crowd.

"Dear gentleladies and men of the bar, I have declared shenanananigans. It is with the upmost... utmost... Sousake, the StewyKage..."

He would provide air quotes for the "StewyKage" part, as if he was no longer convinced that his friend was the Steward of the village.

"Has trampled upon our sacred drink off."

Roku would spin around and randomly point at some poor patron.

"I agree with you..."

The person said nothing and looked horrified.

"It is indeed a travajesty that he, the leader of the sand box, would bring such dishonor to our honorable battoh."

A quick slam on the counter top would follow this comment.

"It is under this ruling, that a tribunal must be assembled to determine the falsifications and misgivings that have transpired. I bid you all a good day!"

Roku would turn back around to Sousuke.

"Hey... SouSAKE. We ain't finished. We ain't ever finished. We ain't ever thought about being finished and if you thought that we were finished you, indeed, thought wrongly about the finish."

Nailed it.

"I have to pee."

With that, he would bow to the Steward and begin to make his stumbled way out of the bar. Before any other words from the bar staff could be uttered, Roku would immediately yell back,

"StewyKage, SouSAKE has declared the bill to be his!"

[Attempting to leave, unless stopped]

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Sousuke watched as Roku ran off. He turned to the other patrons and merely shrugged. "What can I say?"</B><i></i> Silence followed. Most of the other patrons were speechless after Roku's show. "Hrmph. Exactly."<i></i> Roku ran off to go pee, but more importantly he left Sousuke the bill. The Steward took the bill, looked it over and accounted for everything. He reached into his pockets and removed his wallet. He simply proceeded to pay for the bill. Thankfully today he did have an extra bit of money for splurging.

<B>"I didn't think sake is a form of shenanigans. Sake is actually a stronger which is ... actually quite excellent." He declared more for himself than anyone else. It honestly made no sense, but Roku was Roku. With as much grace as possible, despite being slightly influenced, Sosuke too would make his departure. Back to work. This, if anything, was a wonderful distraction.

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