A Letter Addressed to Souseiki-Sama said:Dear Sennin:
It isn't often that I become annoyed enough with a fellow village official enough to write a letter to him. However, I have heard of a recent incident within the Cronopolis that has left me both angry and frustrated as well as disappointed. Moreover, I have other concerns that I have repeatedly attempted to address with you to no avail; it is for this reason that you find my correspondence nailed to your door, another copy attached to your chair, and a final copy--well, I believe you will find it.
As one who has but recently reactivated from retirement, I am far from knowledgable about current events in Kumogakure no Sato. However, I am certain that the laws regarding assault have not been removed from the books and are, in fact, still being actively enforced. Because of this, I can only shake my head when reports of your altercation with my Vice Commander reached my desk. Your shameful, infant-like fists have nevertheless managed to batter the respectability and credibility of the office of the Sennin in our village. I can only respectfully request that you restrict your over-indulgence to more private locations in the future, and that you likewise restrict your intimate advances to unmarried men.
After several attempts by courier to tender an invitation to meet, I have finally surrendered to the inevitable and hand-delivered this letter to the areas I am assured that you regularly visit. Please notify me in advance when we may meet so that we may discuss issues of village security, especially regarding the stationing of guards at our Gates. I realize that the position of Main Branch Sennin is a taxing and busy role, but we have matters of public order and safety to resolve which can no longer be delayed.