"I hate formalities. I hate this lack of casualness. As you are? That is usually one says to tell people to ... get comfortable."<i></i>
They looked at each other wordlessly for a moment before they uncomfortably sat down in a row where they were standing.
"Sit. Eat. Sway. Do anything that will make yourself more comfortable or at ease."<i></i>
One of the braver ones, the male reached out slowly and cautiously for one of the deep fried goods Sousuke picked up during his shopping excursion earlier in the kidnapping and sniffed it. He broke it in half with his hands and looked inside. It seemed normal enough, this fried hunk of meat on a stick. It was actually fried fish on a stick, a common vendor food in Soons Haven. He bit into the broken off morsel and chewed it slowly, watching sousuke the entire time in an attempt to make sure that this was not a trick. Shinobis had a great many skills and sleight of hand was likely among them.
"That first question was not rhetorical question. I merely asked because ... oh forget it, each and every single one of you believe your media outlets than what is before you. I've been prejudiced by the media."<i></i>
They looked at him silently. They did not see things the way that he saw them obviously. After all he just kidnapped the three of them while simultaneously claiming to not be a 'bad guy.' He was preforming a number of bad-guy tropes before their very eyes. He was a known Steward of the Diamond Throne, yet now has termed himself Kazekage. That was not a rumor but a fact. His Sennin demanded information from the genuflecting population with no more than a word of caution of calm from the authority.
"How does one even steal a diamond throne? Let alone be a conqueror of Wind Country?"<i></i>
By taking it?
"Not everyone has access to those three modes of media. Not everyone is so fortunate... To my knowledge Soon's media outlets are not monopolized by a single individual. Unless they were all bought out without you knowing as such. Corporate politics is a very annoying thing, considering there is the chair, but then you have the shareholders who dictate things accordingly. "<i></i>
"By all means correct me if I'm wrong Ms. Miko, Ms. Mira, or Mr. Shiro."<i></i>
"Cabbages. Yes."<i></i>
"Business advice take it or leave it. Don't sell your produce here, haggling has ruined your profit margin. Seek to export the goods. One of my nobles, Akamichi Nobu is trying to make contact with an outside producer for his large dinner parties. I think he would be willing to give you a very good price for your cabbages. Provide me with your contact info and I'll ensure you and him do business. He is very fond of cabbage rolls, but Sungakure is not capable of growing what is deemed high quality cabbages due to the poor soil. Nobu may try and get you to lower your fees after the tenth round of purchases. Say no to him. He will accept it and he will continue to buy from you. Avoid trading with the Western Star company. They are undercutting good produce and then reselling it at a higher cost. Nobu will not cheat you. I would also avoid trading with the Red-Green Foundation. They will buy at a higher price at first but will haggle you down to the point of a 0.24 profit margin after the third round of purchases because they think they did you a favour by purchasing your produce."<i></i>
"Did you want me to repeat any of that?"<i></i>
No, thank you sir," he said unmovingly. He lost track of what Sousuke was saying some time after 'contacting a producer.' He continued to ramble on, the girls remained nervous and refuxed to put anything onto their plates. They did their best to smile and to be quiet, they did not want to divert attention onto themselves instead of the older gentleman. Everything seemed to be going well enough for him and the madking and they did not want to out a wrench in his efforts.
"Yes. Yes he did. Not intentionally, but he did... My father could not manipulate the weather in life nor death. He took those he could into the underground and failed for thirty years to put an end to the storm. It doesn't matter to you that he tried to put an end to it. One can do what they can, and because they cannot put an end to something they are remembered poorly for it."<i></i>
He really did not understand the source of their ire. It was not the fact that they could not end the storm, it was the fact that they fled. they left them defenseless and unable to contend with the terrible storms that plagued the country for the next three decades. The shinobis did not take them with them, they did not try to save them. They were left to die -- less durable and insubstantial in comparison the shinobis had all the resurces and they had nothing but their caravans and farming tools. They lost everything and were forgotten. Most of them died in fact.
"Media probably denounces this, but I did take part in putting the storm to its end. I've spent the last two years putting Sungakure on the surface. Trying to hone down on the level of brigands out there, and the number of demons that haunt the wilds."<i></i> He shrugged though. "That matters little when others see you as a vile tyrant who is insane."<i></i>
That was just wonderful for him. "We heard, it took only three... no four men to stop the storm," the red-head piped in. That only compounded the pain they felt towards the shinobi, it took so little of their time, effort and resources to finally quell the storm and when it ended the shinobis were able to return to the surface yet sadly the storm only became a priority after those anarchists attacked the subterranean village making life underground unsafe and unwise.
"Why did you bow until I had passed each of you, and not before?"<i></i>
"That was when we first saw you," the blonde replied nervously and with a sign of hesitation. She closed her eyes and furrowed her brow expecting to be rebuked, "and I am sorry sir that we did not see you sooner. We would have bowed then as well!" She tensed as she declared her apology.
"Some people were bowing before I even got to them, but it seemed forced. Did something compel you to do so? Something ... unnatural? A force?"<i></i>
"No-no-no, we would have bowed better. We just did not know you were there. We apologize," the red-head pleaded, obviously terrified.
"Mira did you magazines inform you that I was coming? Did they detail anything recent of Sungakure news such as ... the wedding of one Toraono Seika, or the birth of my first born daughter?"<i></i>
They were not familiar with the later but where familiar with the former. The marriage was somewhat high profile so information regarding the union of these two prestigious clans although details had been obviously lacking although there was a fascinating 'what if' series that was written about what her gown might look like and where they 'might' celebrate their honeymoon.
"Miko. Name of the paper you read? Date of the article when I supposedly stole the Diamond Throne? What if I told you the throne was in fact destroyed by an anomaly of an endgame event known as the Djinn."<i></i>
Sousuke was apparently either lying not not paying attention. The Diamond throne was damaged later, during the Cabal attack and it was within the diamond throne that the spark of Primus was hidden. Katsuo took the spark. The throne was shattered after it landed clear across town and the would-be king defeated the creature that had manifested from the stored energies. "A-a few weeks ago," the man stammered, the girls seemed to be getting restless with all of the talking.
"Name three TV stations that have proclaimed expert reliability of my activity and had obtained footage of my maddness."<i></i>
Shiro shrugged, he actually did not know what the Kazekage was asking of him. "No footage, likely some of today I assume but we have not seen you in Soons for a very long time." where would they get the footage? There was the occasional photograph, most of them of variable age be it several years ago when she was flanked by a young woman hanging off of him that was titled his cousin or views of him alone in his workshop tinkering. "Every station has a news channel, so uh... channel 6?"
"Miko name of the writer or writers of these articles."<i></i>
"Oogami Taro the replied.
"Mira who is the editor in chief of the magazines."<i></i>
Mira shrugged. She did not know, that was something she never payed attention to.
"Name of broadcasters."<i></i>
The broadcasters were all different. Sousuke was asking all the wrong questions. They were being told the information to state in the media.
"Timeline of when Sungakure re-entered public news?"<i></i>
"They never left" the rest of the sentence was ... the eye of the media. Sunagakure was always on their mind but it was never the other way around. "But more so the past few years," heralding back to a time not long before the Cabal's first attack. Information was being fed to the public, it was true but stretched. Pictures, romances, events. Information was being shared.
"Orakuru Fuu" Mira added, remembering just then the name of the editor of one of the magazines.