The Order of Things(Passport Request)

[Basuta]

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Name: Gorudo Basuta
Rank: Medical Ninja
Reason for Leaving: Inquiring into alternative medical practices to enhance capability as a Physician. (*unnoted true intention: To meet and hook up with foreign women,... then MAYBE a little Medical stuff.)
Expected Time Needed: Leaving in a few weeks. Expected to be gone 2-4 Months
Travelling to: Sunagakure, Kumogakure, Kirigakure, and Iwagakure.

So I approach the office and turns in my form. Took me a minute to consider what I put down na' mean. But, I think I did well and I've been doin' good work I think. So I decided to treat myself to a vacation. I stand there,... waiting. Freakin' birdcages man. !YUCK! dude. See this is why I don't keep animals man. You can teach 'em only so much, but ain't no teaching them how to use a toilet though. Oh well.

 

[Basuta]

So after waiting around for days right,... what? Naw naw, fool I mean literal days at this place like, the sun went up, the sun went down like,... days... nobody. Nobody. So after day two of vending machine food, terrible on my diet by the way, and sleeping on a bench, I goes behind the counter right and I does a little research on my own. I'm just the 'do it yourself' kinda guy. A renaissance man like myself doesn't pass up a chance to know a little somethin' somethin' about everything right. So after about another two days there, I make my own passport. What? I had all the instruction manuals there to show me how to laminate and what stamp to use and all that good jazz. Must say though, kinda would rather have dealt with a handsie TSA Akamichi b%#$h for a few hours rather than this, and you KNOW how I feel about that right? Well,... I school y'all on a later date on that s#%t. Anyhow, I takes my time since apparently, I had plenty of it, to make a flawless document and I bounce on that b#%$h. Sad though was, some of the bird died,... cause no one was there to feed 'em............ Mothaf%#$^a don't look at me givin' me the eye like 'well you were there fool' cause nobody paid me to pet-sit for them flying rodents. You gonna have to pay me boy! Otherwise, that ain't got nothing to do with me.

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