To the relevant authorities [Letter]

[Oishi Shichimenchou]

The following letter was delivered via courier turkey.

To the relevant authorities of the Village Hidden in the Sand,

My name is Yogi and I wish to officially inquire on the following:

• Who is the present Kazekage?
• Who was the Kazekage before that?
• Can I just get a list of Kazekages arranged chronologically? The present year is the eight. A year is the amount of time it takes for our planet to rotate the hot ball of gas in the sky. Year zero, or our epoch, marks the date when we all woke up and went, "I should get a calendar".
• Why is the sky blue?
• Why does a village need a Kage?
• Why does the plot thicken? Is it a soup metaphor?
  
  Please reply to the below address. Attached is, if the turkey did not eat it, adequate postage and a chocolate bar.
  
  Thank you for your time,
  Yogi
  
  Postmarked September, Year Eight​
  
  908 Precipitation Street
  Hidden Leaf Village

 

[Michi]

The ugliest Sunagakurian Crow she ever did see. The unfortunate beast not without burden, the woman untied the string that wrapped around its small dark leg. A note from a Yogi. what a yoga practitioner would want to know with such superfluous information was beyond her but it would take no time nearly to render a response.</COLOR></FONTFACE>

To the relevant authorities of the Village Hidden in the Sand,

My name is Yogi and I wish to officially inquire on the following:

• Who is the present Kazekage?
• Who was the Kazekage before that?
• Can I just get a list of Kazekages arranged chronologically? The present year is the eight. A year is the amount of time it takes for our planet to rotate the hot ball of gas in the sky. Year zero, or our epoch, marks the date when we all woke up and went, "I should get a calendar".
• Why is the sky blue?
• Why does a village need a Kage?
• Why does the plot thicken? Is it a soup metaphor?
  
  Please reply to the below address. Attached is, if the turkey did not eat it, adequate postage and a chocolate bar.
  
  Thank you for your time,
  Yogi
  
  Postmarked September, Year Eight​
  
  908 Precipitation Street
  Hidden Leaf Village

There was no candy bar, she had been jipped.

• Steward Kazekage Takahashi Sousuke
• Steward Kazekage Takahashi Judori
• Posthumerously Primus, Kazekage Sunahoshi Nori, Kazekage Sunahoshi Noh, Regent Kazekage Takahashi Shiro, Kazekage Sunahoshi Kai, Kazekage Sunahoshi Akinta, Kazekage Sunahoshi Kenshin, Kazekage Sunahoshi Nobu, Kazekage Sunahoshi Keiku, Kazekage Sunahoshi Hiro, Steward Kazekage Takahashi Judori, Steward Kazekage Takahashi Sousuke.
• The Ancient Solar Court Lord Fuujin deemed it so.
• Leadership and to protect the realm.
• What is soup? Did you mean soap?

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She then tied the message to the turkey leg and released the turkey back to the wild. Almost fly ugly little crow... Almost fly...

 

[Oishi Shichimenchou]

The turkey, equipped with a new letter, began its flight back home.

Contrary to popular belief turkeys are actually very capable of flight. The difference lays in the development of the domesticated turkey versus the wild turkey. The domesticated turkey is feed from birth to be plump and juicy so that it can be enjoyed as a meal. It may on occasion jump, but has no reason to ever fly as it has a steady food supply. The wild turkey on the other hand must still hunt for its food and is, although still one of the fatter members of the bird family, sufficiently lean enough to fly.

The bee on the other hand. No one is quite sure how the bee can fly.

B-Rank. 2 hours. Heading to Leaf.

 

[Michi]

The courier is gone.