Tomo puckered his lips as he sat upon a wooden bench looking out over the obstacle course. Why did Sonoko have this obsession with forcing him on students? While he was now decently knowledgeable in the ways of the shinobi, and a high enough rank that the children wouldn't pick on him anymore, he still didn't see himself as much of a teacher. His patience was thin for rambunctious kids, he couldn't use water jutsu, and he had two people in his head gabbing away about incest and breasts. If those weren't considered bad enough traits to convince people not to put their children in his care, he didn't want to know what was.
But in the end, it didn't matter. One does not simply say no to Sonoko, especially among the Mochizuki siblings. "The least she could have done was give me more direction. 'Teach the basics'? How much do 'the basics' encompass?" Giving a quick rundown of Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, and Taijutsu was a no-brainer, but should he continue past that? Should I go into the elements? Weapons? Bloodlines? At the last thought, a loud voice boomed in his mind. TRAP! Teach the kid about sparky sparky boom art! Or exploooooosions! Ahahahhaha! A flamboyant voice interrupted her. That does sound like fun Tomo-boy, but I believe displaying your ethereal expertise would be far more enthralling. A screech sounded in response. Noooooooo! Fancy Voice, no one cares about ghosts! Unless those ghosts explode... TRAP! Make exploding ghosts!!! Do iiiiiiiit!!! Tomo placed his fingers in his ears, trying in vain to lessen the yelling in his mind. "Stop shouting. How many times have I told you that it gives me a headache? And if I get a headache, you get a headache." Tomo's face scrunched in pain as he continued to deal with his obnoxious mind companion.
But in the end, it didn't matter. One does not simply say no to Sonoko, especially among the Mochizuki siblings. "The least she could have done was give me more direction. 'Teach the basics'? How much do 'the basics' encompass?" Giving a quick rundown of Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, and Taijutsu was a no-brainer, but should he continue past that? Should I go into the elements? Weapons? Bloodlines? At the last thought, a loud voice boomed in his mind. TRAP! Teach the kid about sparky sparky boom art! Or exploooooosions! Ahahahhaha! A flamboyant voice interrupted her. That does sound like fun Tomo-boy, but I believe displaying your ethereal expertise would be far more enthralling. A screech sounded in response. Noooooooo! Fancy Voice, no one cares about ghosts! Unless those ghosts explode... TRAP! Make exploding ghosts!!! Do iiiiiiiit!!! Tomo placed his fingers in his ears, trying in vain to lessen the yelling in his mind. "Stop shouting. How many times have I told you that it gives me a headache? And if I get a headache, you get a headache." Tomo's face scrunched in pain as he continued to deal with his obnoxious mind companion.