I would have preferred to get clubbed in the Cronopolis. They have a standard way of doing things there, perfected over countless decades of casual crime and robbing in a district where no one really watches. They get you over the head with something solid and you wake up in the alleys without your pouch nor yenpurse, and you have no one to blame but yourself for being unwary in a place where there’s more criminals than honest people.
Instead, it seemed like I’d gotten done in on a mountain. I’d been listening to music at the time, doing my best to ignore the little problem that I was climbing a cliff barefoot, and looking forward to eating a warm slice of pizza after the whole ordeal, so maybe I wasn’t paying as much attention as I usually would. Who would, in that situation? Miles away (and above) any other conceivable place for people to be in, and probably hidden in the layers of sleet and wind? No excuse. I’d had a nagging feeling that someone was following and it was my own fault for forgetting about that for pizza.
Still, it was a curiosity how exactly they’d done me in. I’d remembered being a bit more distracted than usual, then all of a sudden I was here. Genjutsu maybe? All I knew was that the wind was howling, the ground belowfoot was freezing, and the sleet was coming down in almost solid sheets. Then all of a sudden, all of that just wasn’t. I’d probably died – it seemed like the only real explanation for all of that, and whoever designed the afterlife was a prick. I was still blind here.
[Caroling Outskirts]
I kept walking, trying to get a feet for what the afterlife was like. Walking in a nice level field with what felt like nice warm carpet was nice for a change. You never really get any of that back in Cloud. Soft, warm carpet that wrapped around your toes as your feet sunk into it. A nice satisfying crunch that accompanied every footstep. It was when feeling began returning to my feet from the freezing mountain path that I realized that I was, in fact, walking on a plain of snow. And it was when my feet got warmed up enough from my body heat to begin feeling cold again, that I decided that whoever designed this place was a monumental prick.
Walking alone did get a bit old after a while though. Sure, I had just been in a mountain range by myself but a guy’s gotta have people to talk to! I was dead after all, and while it was too cold to be Heaven, it was definitely too nice to be Hell. So I called out, hoping that I wasn’t alone here. “Anyone else dead and need friends? I’ve got some cold pizza with your name on it!”
[OOC: trying out the first person for a bit. not sure if i'll keep it or not]
Instead, it seemed like I’d gotten done in on a mountain. I’d been listening to music at the time, doing my best to ignore the little problem that I was climbing a cliff barefoot, and looking forward to eating a warm slice of pizza after the whole ordeal, so maybe I wasn’t paying as much attention as I usually would. Who would, in that situation? Miles away (and above) any other conceivable place for people to be in, and probably hidden in the layers of sleet and wind? No excuse. I’d had a nagging feeling that someone was following and it was my own fault for forgetting about that for pizza.
Still, it was a curiosity how exactly they’d done me in. I’d remembered being a bit more distracted than usual, then all of a sudden I was here. Genjutsu maybe? All I knew was that the wind was howling, the ground belowfoot was freezing, and the sleet was coming down in almost solid sheets. Then all of a sudden, all of that just wasn’t. I’d probably died – it seemed like the only real explanation for all of that, and whoever designed the afterlife was a prick. I was still blind here.
[Caroling Outskirts]
I kept walking, trying to get a feet for what the afterlife was like. Walking in a nice level field with what felt like nice warm carpet was nice for a change. You never really get any of that back in Cloud. Soft, warm carpet that wrapped around your toes as your feet sunk into it. A nice satisfying crunch that accompanied every footstep. It was when feeling began returning to my feet from the freezing mountain path that I realized that I was, in fact, walking on a plain of snow. And it was when my feet got warmed up enough from my body heat to begin feeling cold again, that I decided that whoever designed this place was a monumental prick.
Walking alone did get a bit old after a while though. Sure, I had just been in a mountain range by myself but a guy’s gotta have people to talk to! I was dead after all, and while it was too cold to be Heaven, it was definitely too nice to be Hell. So I called out, hoping that I wasn’t alone here. “Anyone else dead and need friends? I’ve got some cold pizza with your name on it!”
[OOC: trying out the first person for a bit. not sure if i'll keep it or not]