Emaru nodded approvingly. “This country seems to have everything, hm? Go ahead Chiko, capture that micro-expression. That’s the face of someone trained to be happy.” he grinned at the camera, scanning the room like a detective hunting clues. “So let’s talk about it. Why is it so peaceful in Tea Country? Is it cultural conditioning? A government mandate? Or are we witnessing the world’s first case of weaponized politeness?” Knowing that he sounded ridiculous, he did this on purpose. Pausing for a moment to let the tension build, a sinister grin on his screen display for a head from one side of the screen to the other. The grin so wide that even the screen wasn't big enough to capture it so most of his smile was cut off at the end. His large red eyes widening before hitting the camera with a truth bomb! “OR IS THIS PEACE A PRODUCT OF THE GOVERNMENT POISONING THEIR CITIZEN WITH THEIR OWN TEA!!!” He growled loud enough for bystanders to stop drinking their tea.
Chiko cackled as her joints rattle, zooming out to capture Emaru in his huge gotcha moment. “Bad for the brand tea, bad for the brad!” said the assistant as she continued filming Emaru.
“Bad for the brand INDEED! Some people might think I'm craaaazy!” he twirled his claw around his head while making his eyes spin independently of each other on his screen before locking back in to be serious. Raising his finger up to his screen where his mouth is as if telling the audience to be quiet. “But fun fact: years ago there was a gas leak of a little known poison called BELOVED! A poison meant to FORCE people to fall in love!” Now he felt like he was making sense and while the whole beloved poison gas leak did seem like a funny little accident. Emaru painted a much darker picture of the incident. “Love is supposed to be natural… something that is earned but LEAVE IT TO THE GOVERNMENT to try to Weaponize people's emotions for their own sick gain! They have a freaking gas that can make the freaking roaches kiss your ass! Who's to say they aren't poisoning the public again! Making them THINK they are happy!”
Emaru could've gone on, but a crowd was starting to form. Most in which thought he was crazy but to some he kinda made a little sense. “I believe that the beloved poison was a ruse… a shroud to force the people of Tea to create more chakra anthros faster! There were a lot of babies made that year for sure! All because tea wanted more soldiers so they FORCED love upon its citizens!” He screamed. Chiko zoomed in on Emaru's screen. “Well there's no strings on me! I can see through all the lies and if you trust me you can see through them too!”