"Creepy? Stranger? Dark chakra? Discriminatory. I'm a little hurt..." the Oni sang with a sinister tone. After a prolonged pause and a loud brushing of the wind, strange noises emitted from the demon before them. The sounds repeated, and grew increasingly louder. If one was to really hone in, it would sound as if the Oni was whimpering. Then, the waterworks.
"I am hurt." The creature started to cry. It wasn't a really flattering cry, either. Like the definition of fragility, the dastardly-looking demon wept like a dainty damsel. He placed the back of his palm onto his masked forehead.
"Woe is me, woe is meeeee! My troubles are incomprehensible... incomparable!" Dashing toward the young girl, the demon knelt and attempted to clasp her hands together. He bowed his head.
"You seem nicer. Help me, Onee-chan!"</COLOR><i></i> Yes, he indeed referred to Kei as his older sister, despite the noticeable difference in height and probable age. He shook his head as he blew his nose into his mask. The sound of snot splattering inside was apparent. At this point, the harsh winds began to die down as the desert cleared. The sandstorm disappeared as quick as it made its appearance. What was left, however, was a grand oddity. Composing himself after some time, the Oni stood erect and spoke more firmly. He then bowed toward the two shinobi.
"Help me kill my brother, and I will give you my undying loyalty!" He shouted with high-pitched sincerity. With a smile that never escaped its mask, the Oni faced itself toward the eyes of the shinobi.
"Please?"<i></i> he asked in a gentle, seemingly innocent tone. His pleading request was heartfelt - how will the two shinobi of Kumogakure respond?
<COLOR color="black">"He's over there!" the eccentric Oni shouted to a random direction in the dunes. 'There' was no where specifically.
"Let's go!" he gestured at both Jien and Kei to follow him without waiting for their response. He took a large step forward and entered into a cheesy march of sorts. Clearly, this zany Youkai was optimistically jumping the gun.