Ninpocho Chronicles

Ninpocho Chronicles is a fantasy-ish setting storyline, set in an alternate universe World of Ninjas, where the Naruto and Boruto series take place. This means that none of the canon characters exists, or existed here.

Each ninja starts from the bottom and start their training as an Academy Student. From there they develop abilities akin to that of demigods as they grow in age and experience.

Along the way they gain new friends (or enemies), take on jobs and complete contracts and missions for their respective villages where their training and skill will be tested to their limits.

The sky is the limit as the blank page you see before you can be filled with countless of adventures with your character in the game.

This is Ninpocho Chronicles.

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Helter Skelter - Down the Rabbit Hole [Open!]

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The hole seemed to go on forever. How long had they been falling? Okibi looked down her chest at the boy she was holding tightly, making sure he was alright and that he wasnt getting some sort of motion sickness or something. Her puppies floated around her head, dog-paddling through the air. Call them all crazy, but they'd gotten over the panic of falling some time ago.

Until their hole took a sudden turn, and they were tumbling down a slide instead of falling through the air. Thankfully, the 'slide' was made of a rather smooth, wood-like material, so they didnt suffer any injuries from bumping into protrusions. Their ride didnt last long before they were being spit out of another hole, landing into an ungraceful dog pile on something soft and padded.

Okibi opened her eyes and looked up at the cieling, but winced when she was blinding by a dazzling chandelier made up of numerous multi colored crystals. They cast the room in a rainbow of glows, and when Okibi sat up with Maji smooshed against her chest, she was able to take it all in. They were in . . . some sort of play room, it looked like. The walls and floors were covered in a padded material that looked like it might have been a light red, or pink color, but she couldnt be absolutely certain - the rainbow crystals made that pretty difficult.

Setting Maji aside, Okibi stood up and dusted herself off before approaching a large stuffed bear that was sitting against the wall - the wall that had no hole in it. Odd, judging by their trajectory, it should have been that wall that had the hole from which they'd been spewed. Okibi looked around again; nope, there were no holes on any of the room's padded walls . . . and there were no doors either.

Where the heck were they?

"Guys," Okibi started to say, but cut herself off when she heard her voice come out sounding different than it normally did. She lifted her arm and felt her throat with her flesh hand, frowning. "What the . . ."

"Okibi! You man!" She heard Seven shout. Oddly, his voice didnt sound completely right either - it was a little squeaky. But what did he mean, she man?

Suddenly, a mirror popped out of nowhere right next to her, and Okibi jumped with a start. She spun to look at the mirror, ready to fight if it did anymore funny stuff, but stopped short when she saw her reflection.

Were her eyes playing tricks on her? Was it some sort of gag mirror? Okibi straightened up and stepped closer to the reflection panel, studying herself closely. Where her arms, shoulders and generally every other part of her body had been slim and tone with feminine muscle before, she now had well developed, almost bulging male muscles. Her boobs were gone, and so were the few curves she'd had! Okibi turned around, and gaped; her butt was almost non-existent. She was a man!

A thought occurred to her, and Okibi looked down her torso. She eyed her shorts with a glare and slowly reached for the waist band. With a sudden jerk, she stretched the elasticy material away from her trim, muscled abdomen, and nearly shrieked at what she saw. "What the f-!"

"Okibi! Watch mouth!" Seven barked. She looked up at him for moment, then back down at her open shorts, and then snapped her head back up again, her eyes widening. "Seven, you . . . and Zen, and Peaches too! What the heck happened to you!?"

Seven rose a furry brow at her as he scurried over to her side to look in the mirror. The 'puppy' gasped and jumped back, grabbing the long tail he now sported, as well as the big round ears, and tiny twitching nose. He was the size of an average house cat, but looked like some sort of hamster or gerbil.

"What the f-!"

"Watch your mouth Seven." Okibi said with a snarky chuckle before looking back down at herself. Feeling a little less freaked out, she turned her head sideways, studying the new part of her anatomy. "Huh . . . is that what those really look like? Weird." Yeah, she was eighteen years old and had never seen a . . . that before. Certainly, she'd been forced to . . . encounter them before . . . but she'd been blind folded then. Not like she'd even wanted to see what those disgusting men were packing anyway.

But really, it did look strange to her. Did it always just . . . hang there like that? How boring!


(For anyone who hasnt seen it, here is what man!Okibi looks like. Oh! And heres what she sounds like! Also, dont feel like you have to do the gender bending thing if you choose to join. As you read, I turned my dogs into cat sized gerbils. The Majic Pothole of Randomness can have whatever kind of random effect you want! And yes, you do have to enter the Majic Pothole. That can happen however you want though 8D. Go ahead and get creative! But, everyone who joins does end up in this room. Dont worry, we'll all leave eventually. :p)
 
As Maji embraced Okibi, a gaping hole suddenly appeared beneath them and sucked them, along with the pups, inside. What was going on?

They fell and continued to descend mid-air – the hole seemed endless. The y suddenly hit a smooth wooden slide and slid down until they were spewed out of another hole. This was all happening too fast for Maji to process; he didn't have enough time to feel fear or excitement.

The group landed in some random light-colored padded room. Despite the softness of the padding, their land was far from comfortable. Maji landed onto of Okibi's hard, muscled chest – it felt like stones! Wait, why was her chest so hard? It almost felt a little manly... too manly. Maji wasn't the brightest kid, and he surely didn't know too much about the female anatomy, but he was pretty sure women had firm, yet soft boobies at that area. He saw Okibi naked already... he knew she had a good pair. Then why?

Okibi walked off and explored the colorful playroom. Maji was also slightly intrigued by his scenery, but his attention was focused elsewhere. He began to examine the white-haired girl and- wait, that wasn't Okibi.

“Who are you?”<i></i> he questioned aloud. He clasped his hand over his mouth and widened his eyes. Why did his voice sound higher and more-childlike than it already was? He inched forward, but also noticed something off within his movement. The boy didn't feel the ground below him, yet he was clearly moving. Wait, was he levitating? What was going on?

Maji shifted his attention from himself to a talking, large-sized gerbil. The mousy creature squeaked and called the white-haired man Okibi. This led to the man checking out his nether-regions in shock, then to him checking himself out. The older male looked thoroughly surprised. He then called the gerbil 'Seven' and named off the other gerbils... wait, this couldn't have been coincidence. This had to be Okibi and the pups! Why were they altered? It made no sense! Sunagakure was weirder than he thought.

“Oki-chan,”<i></i> he called out in bewilderment, “why are you a muscular hunk and why are your friends a pack of giant mice now? Did the lake crystals make us high or is this just a dream?”<i></i> Maji asked this innocently, though, it was unknown to how he even knew what 'high' meant. His first assumption, naturally, was that this was all a hallucination, followed by some type of dream. Did he hit his head without noticing?

The boy, curious after Okibi and Seven's self-discovery, approached the mirror and studied himself. Did he change gender, too? Wait... no. “I'm some fairy?!”<i></i>

Maji was floating with horns on his head and some funky eccentric outfit. He had pointed ears, lighter skin, longer hair, and his facial features grew softer. His eyes were still pink at least, but even those looked a bit sketchy. He didn't really recognize anything about himself – this had to be a hallucination or a dream... or...

“Witchcraft...”<i></i> he muttered to himself as he continued to analyze his transformed physical body. He wasn't for certain, but Maji was naturally superstitious and believed in such concepts as if they were facts. Did someone curse them? He floated towards the manly Okibi, concerned. “Oki-chan, this must be the work of demons. Either that or this must be a natural phenomena in your land's culture. If so, I apologize for making assumptions."<i></i>

Not once did he consider it a genjutsu. He was completely oblivious to the shinobi world as of yet, so magic was his only explanation. Children these days~

[OOC: Maji transformed into a fairy! Just linking it here just in case someone didn't catch it in the RP.]
 
It was going to be one of those days. The kind of day where you wake up, everything goes about as normal, and then out of nowhere things just go completely mental.

It had been an average morning for the scientist. He had been in the middle of a great dream involving his significant other wearing some rather revealing clothing, (apparently he didn’t have his normal problems in the dream world), and things getting out of hand as they often did around her when he was awakened by the yowling of a certain cat. Felix was sitting at the edge of the bed closest to his face and was staring at the human awkwardly with dead-pan eyes.
Food was fed to the cyborg cat, to himself, and to the brain as he walked around in his robes looking over certain research material he had put aside when Okibi came back home. Now that she was completely back into her old routines he was able to schedule time to himself to get working on projects he had been putting off.
Flopping on the couch Tama leafed through the pages of the notes until something caught his attention. The things he had been working on were groundbreaking research involving the chakra coil and the mysterious nature energy that a lot of powerful shinobi unknowingly relied on. Yet many of the material of the pages he was going through required a lot more time than he had to give.
Since Okibi’s return the scientist had started to play the social game and found himself enjoying the time out in the city. He was sure that eventually in his time out he would come across her and he look forward to that more than any of the research he was supposed to be working on.

Besides he needed a lot more supplies for half of these projects.

One piece of paper did eventually catch his attention that was his working theory on using Nature Energy to transport a person from one place to another instantly. It seemed like a solid idea since there wasn’t a place in the world that nature energy wasn’t gathering. All the person had to do was somehow attune their body towards the alignment of that said energy until their chakra and the energy were one. If his theory worked out right then he, who could control this mysterious energy with relative ease, would be able to teleport himself anywhere in the world in a matter of seconds. There were some minor concerns to how the technique could go wrong but there were more terrible ways to die.

Walking over to his dining room table he flipped the switch under the edge and caused the table to flip itself up with the floor revealing a secret entrance down into his basement. Climbing down the ladder into the hard packed dirt room the scientist slowly walked over the center of the room where a giant circle seal had been written with concrete into the dirt. He pulled out a book from his immediate mini book shelf there on the desk, (there were two larger bookshelves on either side of him that reached the ceiling), and pulled out his most recent work on nature energy. He flipped open the book to the last half where there were still blank pages and began to write down his current theory as to how he would transport himself. It was mostly just in case something terrible happened so people would know why.

There was always a price for power, after all.

Tama set down his pen and walked towards the middle of the circle. Running his finger across the palm of his hand he caused a slit to appear which dripped blood into the middle of the seal. He then took the same blood and began to draw ancient marks all over his body before placing his hands together in a dragon seal to began channeling his chakra into the seal that would convert it into nature energy and send it back into him.
In a matter of minutes the room was quivering with the amount of nature energy being held down in one shell. He activated the technique by connecting his mind to the energy and using it to detect where everyone was in the village at that given moment. With ease he found Okibi’s chakra and willed the energy inside of his body to take him to her; it was bound to make her jump to see Tama appear so suddenly right!? A genuine smile crossed his face as his mind was suddenly filled with images of the girl when he felt the nature energy tug his body and everything went dark.

The transportation was weirder than he had expected. The scientist was expecting something more…instant. So far all he was doing was falling down a massive hole. He gathered his hands up to his face as he felt the wind blowing around him causing his eyes to squint. There seemed to be nothing but miles and miles of darkness below him and for a second Tama wondered if he had accidentally discovered the pit to hell when a sudden blast of light blinded him. The next thing he knew he had landed on a ground but there his landing was softened by something squishy hitting his chest.

His eyes slowly opened and adjusted to see the grand crystal lighting up in the ceiling. His entire body ached and felt…weird. He stood up slowly trying to get his bearings and stumbled forward a little. The clumsy action caused him to knock his crotch against something hard and instantly his hands shot forward to ‘catch the pain’ when he realized that…it didn’t hurt. His focus came in clearer suddenly and he looked down to see why his junk didn’t hurt to see that his vision was blocked with breasts.

His breasts. What?!

The scientist’s entire color went up three shades whiter than he already was and his breath started to catch in his throat as he began to walk into a full scale panic attack. His hands reached up and grabbed the large pillowy cushions attached to his chest as he screamed out a very shrill cry of panic; one that a hand slapped over instantly when he realized that his voice had been changed too. Tama was too panicked to even notice the other two had been drawn into this weird hell.

[Girl Tama can be seen here]
 
Okibi continually looked herself over in the mirror, and then double checked what she was seeing with her own eyes. Mirror check, physical check. This went on for a few minutes before she heard Maji pipe up and come over. She - though she was now apparently a he - didnt look away from the mirror as the boy floated over.

Wait, floated?

Okibi's head snapped down and she blinked at Maji's new appearance. He looked absolutely nothing like the boy she'd rescued at the gates. What in the world was going on? Rubbing her eyes, Okibi looked away for a second, just in case her eyes really were just playing tricks on her. She opened them again, looked down at Maji at the 'pups' then at herself. Nope, still quite manly.

"I don't think the lake did this to us Kid . . . I'm pretty sure anyway. It aint ever done that before!" She exclaimed, quickly getting over the fact that she didnt sound nearly as feminine as she was supposed to. Her voice was still on the higher end of the pitch scale, but definitely a dudes. Then Maji said something that caught her attention.

Witchcraft . . . Okibi rubbed her strong jaw as she thought about that. She'd never heard of any kind of jutsu that could alter a persons physical gender or appearance unless it was the caster himself who did it. Even then, any jutsu that could be used on oneself, like Transformation for example, was not nearly so . . . convincing and real as what was happening to them. So, what else could it be? Witchcraft seemed very plausible.

But then, who was the one who was doing it?

Hearing Maji say something about Sunan culture, Okibi barked out a laugh and gave him a firm pat on the head. For a second, she marveled at how much larger her hands were now; just one could cover the boys entire cranium. "No Kid, we dont make a habit of turning girls into guys, or dogs into rats, not by design anyway. Whoever or whatever did this did so on purpose."

Suddenly, a loud shriek from another part of the room made Okibi and the gerbil pups jump a foot off the ground. She came back down and spun on her heel, her white hair whipping her in the face. With a growl, she pulled the mass back and ripped off a piece of her shirt with her teeth to use as a tie. "Damned stuff never seemed so irritating before . . ." She mumbled to herself as she tied the tresses back. Once that mess was handled, she scanned the room for the source of the feminine screech. Okibi spotted a blond haired girl - damn, she was tall for a chick! - wearing robes and looking at her chest like she'd just witnessed a heinous crime.

Frowning with concern, Okibi started towards the girl. "Hey, did you fall down that hole too?" She asked as she approached. But she'd gone no more than a few feet when the girl scent tickled her nose and her red eyes widened. She would know that scent anywhere! She stopped in her tracks and raised her right hand, pointing a little shakily. "T-Tami?"

Suddenly, the gerbil pups darted forward and started running circles around Tama's feet, the two who couldnt speak making loud squeaky noises, while Seven declared, "Tama! Tama girl!" in his squeaky, broken human language.

Yeah, there was no doubt about it, that was Tama.

Once over her shock, Okibi threw her hands up over her mouth, hiding her big grin and stifling the laughter that wanted to bubble out. Oh, poor Tama . . . she knew how he had such a problem with women before she'd started helping him. There was no doubt in her mind that being turned into one shocked him, even now. Dropping her hands, Okibi willed her lips to stop trembling and her cheeks to stay still. Taking a deep breath, she looked over her wide shoulder and gestured at Maji to come over. "Kid, I'd like to introduce you to Ryuu Tama," She made a sweeping motion with her hand at the freaked out blond. "My . . . boyfriend."

And that was when she lost it.

Falling to the floor on her hands and knee's, Okibi broke down in raucous laughter. She laughed so hard that she actually fell onto her side and had to clutch her stomach because side pains were starting to prick at her sides. But she just couldnt. Stop. Laughing!

"Tami, you're so pr-PRETTY!" She said between giggles, barking out the last word before dissolving into fits again.

Gee, were they ever going to figure out what happened to them at this rate?
 
Okibi confirmed his suspicions and ruled out all other possibilities. Someone from the occult had it out for either him or Okibi; this was the only logical explanation! Well, to the superstitious boy, at least. But why? Did he or she offend someone? He had barely been here, so he couldn't have possibly made an enemy already. He'd consider Okibi then, but she was obviously too nice to make anyone angry.

“Oki-chan, we have to get to the bottom of this and reverse the magic.”<i></i> he stated as if some aspiring detective. “You already said I have sissy tendencies... I can't stay a fairy.”<i></i> Being a fairy was kind of like a cruel metaphor to how Okibi had described him and his emotional ways. Whoever did this must have had some distorted and twisted humor. He frowned, crossed his arms, and floated aimlessly. What could they do?

Before he could put his ten-year old brain to work, he heard a feminine shriek from a distance not too far off. Maji's temporary elf ears perked up in response and his expression lifted in curiosity; what was that?

A extraordinarily tall woman with blonde hair came into his view after taking some time to make a quick scan of the room. She looked frightened and confused, probably even more-so than he and Okibi have been thus far. The white-haired (wo)man approached the girl to see if she was under a similar circumstance. Though, after a second or two, Okibi called out to the woman as if she knew her. Tami?

Seven and his gang of gerbil pups recognized the blonde lady, too. It was obviously someone they knew. Maji levitated towards Okibi's side after she gestured him. He blinked with a slightly muddled look on his face. So she did know this person. Tama... boyfriend?

“Nice to meet you, Tam-chan.”<i></i> he said respectfully with a slight head bow of respect. He'd normally be shier, but Okibi's presence gave him confidence. Plus, the situation in itself was too goofy and weird to show any reservation. “You don't look like a boy, but I'm guessing what happened to us happened to you. Regardless, it's an honor to meet a friend of Oki-chan.”<i></i> Yeah, Maji just assumed Tama was just a friend. He didn't know what boyfriend meant. Despite the fact he remembered common knowledge within his memory loss, something within the way he was brought up probably made the term unfamiliar to him.

Maji would have continued conversation, but the once-curvy-woman, Okibi, bursted out into manly laughter. Her abs and all the other muscles in her body contracted as she rolled around. Maji started laughing right besides her, too. It wasn't too strong of a chuckle or anything; no, it was one of those nervous and confused little kid laughs sparked by the need to go along with something they don't understand. It was a natural instinct for him – he didn't mind not knowing what they were laughing at.

“Tam-chan is pretty!”<i></i> Maji proudly announced with innocence. He clearly didn't get that Okibi was mocking the guy, but he backed her up nonetheless. He was loyal.

Before he could continue, Maji sneezed and out erupted a puff of fairy dust from his nostrils. He shook his head, dazed, and then glanced concerningly at the two before him. “So... how do we get out of this mess?”<i></i> As fun as it was to float, he didn't want to be a fairy forever. Besides, fairies were girly and he wanted to man up for Okibi!
 
IT’S NOT FUNNY!” the scientist shrilly screamed at Okibi who had busted into a fit of laughter, his hands holding the breasts tightly to his chest behind his robe. It was as if he had a fear that letting go of them would destroy his back because, dammit, they were heavy!

Tama’s breath was wild and erratic causing his brain to go into a flurry of different reasons this terrible nightmare could be happening. He was a woman; the thing that he had a legitimate fear of. Before Okibi he would often switch lanes in the streets to avoid women out of an insane fear that they would kill him.
Mind you this entire set of paranoia was during a time when he had his chakra coil stolen away from him and was left powerless and barely alive. He already had a healthy respect for women due to his strong mother, but the night he saw a random female assassin kill a fellow femme fatale by snapping her neck just absolutely ruined girls for him. Mind you it also happened in a bathhouse where there was nudity abound and since then even the naked female form sent his heart racing in a manner not common among men.
You could even go as far as to call him homosexual actually. Tama did actually have an honest attraction to men that was developed shortly after his insane paranoia. Due to the being the enigma that is he, his puberty was going full swing at that time as well since his body was being aged so quickly which left quite the imprint on the male. The male form was also a strong part of his research since ninety percent of his study of the chakra coil was tested through a male body; honestly because it was easier. Estrogen, menstrual cycles, and a long list of other reasons were why he used men over women for his research.

Honestly had Okibi hadn’t come back his mind would have eventually collapsed. The weight of genius is a strong burden that is not easily carried; especially when lived the life Tama was forced to undertake. He was honestly baffled by his attraction to men since, by normal breeding standards, it wasn’t natural. Tama had never personally held any grudges or ill-opinions against those who loved the same gender, but he had never once in his life expected to have those kind of ideals either. It was a crushing weight of confusion that was throwing his research into the danger zone.
Then his only best friend came back to Suna after a terrible long year. While it was obvious he had undertaken nearly the same kind of torment she had from that year, he immediately felt guilty for being so confused over such a trivial matter. In that instant that he and Uri found her by the gates and he realized who she was his entire life become devoted to returning her to normal.
He still, at this point, didn’t have any attraction to women what so ever, but this was literally his only friend in the entire world. He made an exception to the rule he had for women and a few months later here they were.

Of course just like with his confused sexuality, never once did Tama ever see getting turned into a woman something that would happen to him.

Gathering his feet under him the scientist lifted himself up to stand and almost fell over from doing it so fast. All the muscle he had accumulated through his martial training with the Tororano Clan was gone and replaced by something far, far weaker. It made him ‘lighter’ and the sudden lift he pushed into his frame almost sent him hopping for he expected more weight from his normal body.
With a quick couple of huffy stomps over to the man Okibi Tama lifted his bare tender foot and began to stomp at the laughing Okibi as a fury that was quite unknown to the scientist suddenly took control of his body. The kicks were so light they might as well be tickles as the blonde attempted to rage quit the entire situations by assailing his love with a series of ‘love taps’.
It’s not funny!</B><i></i>” He cried out in his shrill voice, “<B>I have breasts! Gigantic breasts! Do you realize what could potentially happen to my back if I release these beasts? I would die! How in the sacred name of Kami can you be laughing so hard in a time like this!?

It was obvious that Tama was on a full tilt panic. Between the new flurry of emotion flying through his brain and body due to his panic attack and the fact that his girlfriend was a guy, albeit a hawt one which only complicated things further, and she was mocking him. Then his attention was caught by a fairy doing the exact same thing as Okibi was though he didn’t seem near as earnest about it. His stomping stopped and he just stared at the floating boy with utter disbelief. He didn’t even comprehend the words that were coming out of the boy’s mouth. Mocking fairies were not a good sign in Tama’s checklist of ‘things to note if you think you’ve gone insane.’

His hearing went completely deaf followed by the roaring of an ocean was coming to over take him and everything suddenly went black and Tama fainted. The funniest thing about this was that this happened even before he was gender changed.
 
Okibi didnt hear Maji's query about getting out of their situation over Tama's angry exclamations. Sadly, they only made her laugh more. Even when he 'stomped' over and started kicking her in a petulant female fit, she could not hold back the howls and hoots, especially since they felt like little more than pokes. They felt nice actually! Her shoulders had been rather tight as of late. And it really didnt help that he was being absolutely ridiculous; she could understand his panic, but really, he would die if he let go of his new boobs? Obviously being turned into a girl had done something to his wonderful brain. She was pretty sure the normal Tama would know at least enough about the female anatomy to know that big boobs werent going to kill anyone. Women had been living with them for centuries!

It wasnt until Tama abruptly grew quiet, and stopped 'kicking' her in the back that she was finally able to pull herself together. Wiping a few tears of mirth from the corners of her eyes, Okibi pushed herself to her feet. "Okay, Okay! I'll stop laughing. I'm sorry it's just that youre so-"

And that's when Tama hit the floor. Thankfully, the floor was quite soft, so it shouldnt have hurt him. Okibi blinked in confusion as she looked at her prone, comatose boyfriend. Did he just . . . did he just faint? And without her naked and all up in his bizznazz?

Smiling ruefully, Okibi bent over and hauled Tama into her arms. He seemed to be as tall as he normally was - over six feet - but he was remarkably light. Was it because she had such large muscles now? Or was it because he'd lost so much of his previous mass? Probably both, when she thought about it. And when she did think about it, it irked her a little; they'd switched genders but he was still taller than her. Wasnt she supposed to be bigger now that she was the guy!?

Silly thoughts like that ran through her mind as she made her way over to one of the piles of large stuffed animals littering the room. She sat down in front of a particularly big tanuki sporting a huge smile and a leaf on its head. She settled back against the stuffed creatures big, soft belly and situated the KO'ed scientist between her knees, his back resting against her chest.

Okibi looked up when Seven, Zen and Peaches approached, their furry, mousy tails swinging around in the air behind them. She looked at Maji as well, floating in the air nearby. "Why dont you guys look around the room and see if you cant find some sort of exit or something? Maybe theres a door or a button hidden behind some of these toys somewhere. I'll try to wake him up."

When the pups darted away, Peaches and Seven latching onto Maji's clothes so they could haul him along, Okibi looked down at the lovely vision that was her boyfriend turned female. She had to admit, he really did make quite the pretty lady. Too bad he had to freak out about it so badly; she was sure they could have both gotten a good laugh out of their situations if he'd been just a bit more normal.

Then again, it was his abnormalities that made him so different. They were what made him her Tama.

But did he really have to freak out about the boobs so badly? Really . . . dying. Okibi rolled her eyes. "Of all the silly notions. You're worse than any female I've ever met."

She looked down at him again, this time letting her eyes stray down to his new, voluptuous chest. Tilting her head in curiosity, she reached for the folds of his robes, and unceremoniously yanked them open. "Damn. They are pretty big though . . . soft too." She reached around Tama and groped at the squishy mounds carelessly, her lips turning down in a slight pout. "Mine never felt this nice . . ."

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"Urgh. No look Maji. Not for child eye." Seven squeaked after looking back at Okibi and Tama, checking on the pair. He pulled on Maji's sleeve with his tiny teeth, trying to keep the boy from looking back in case he got curious. The last thing he needed to see was that ridiculous pair, gender switched, and groping each other (one sidedly). He was going to have to have a talk with Okibi later . . .

"Hey Sevy! Look at this!" He heard peaches squeak from up ahead. He looked to see her and Zen bouncing on the belly of an enormous rabbit. Made of jelly. Or something like it. How very strange.

"Careful. No hurt self." He told the two. Zen, of course, ignored him completely, and Peaches just laughed in an odd, mousy sort of way.

Seven sighed and turned away from the two, pulling Maji along. When they were out of eyeshot of Okibi and Tama, he let go of the boys sleeve. "We find exit now."


(Maji, you can go ahead and RP finding a button or a rope or whatever. Ill RP what happens when you push/pull it 8D.)
 
Maji's question was ignored, but for a good reason. After some loud shouting and what looked to be aggravated distress, Tama went out like a light and passed out onto the plushed ground. The boy's expression, at that point, was a mixture of confusion and concern. Was he okay?

Soon after, Okibi hauled the supposed man's feminine body towards a group of stuffed animals and placed him between her muscley-legs. It seemed kind of fishy and Maji didn't really understand what her purpose was. Was she going to try to revive him? The woman instructed them to search the room for an exit of some sorts. He didn't argue; the boy was anxious to do some detective work!

With the gerbil pups at his side, Maji floated off and started to survey the room for any abnormalities or clues. He was going to motion back towards the pair that resided near the stuffed animals to see if Tama was finally revived, but Seven advised him not to. Not for child eye? Although curious as to what he meant, he decided not to glance back. He was too distracted with trying to find an exit, anyway.

Maji continued scanning the general area for a door, exit, or really, anything that could get them out of there. The gerbil pups played around while Seven continued to guide him. It was kind of fun to have Seven by his side; he liked animals, and this would probably be the only time he could be near the dog this long without sneezing. The Adventures of Maji and Seven... it had a nice ring to it.

“Seven-kun, tell me if you sniff anything fishy.” he stated as his eyes were distracted within their exploration. “Your nose can come in handy!”<i></i> He didn't say this in a bossy or directive way; no, the white-haired fairy boy was just trying to acknowledge Seven's superb ability and pump him up for their search. Maji was just being honest as well.

Not before long and not too far off from the gender-confused duo, something had struck Maji's attention. Behind the head of a teddy bear, whose size rivaled Okibi's, was something red and protuberant. It was hard to notice and a tough find, but Maji was barely able to catch it using his ultra-observant prowess (he just got lucky). His elf ears perked up in excitement as if he had discovered some type of hidden treasure. “Ooo, Seven-kun, look!”<i></i> he shouted as he pointed towards it. He floated at a fast-pace towards the teddy bear and pushed its over-sized head aside. A large red button was revealed and identified. There was some peculiar writing over it that said “press me if you're not a sissy”. Maji's senses told him it was a trap, but...

He fell for the taunt.

“I'm no sissy! Take this!”
he thought as he recollected what he had promised Okibi a while ago. He pressed the red button with force and, for a second, nothing happened. He had a bad feeling, though. He glanced back at Seven with the guilted expression of a five year old who had just got caught breaking his mother's foreign and favorite vase. “I maybe shouldn't have done that...”<i></i> At that very second, he didn't feel like the sharpest tool in the shed. Maji was thoroughly convinced that Seven must have had a horrible impression of him now.
 
The scientist didn’t budge an inch whenever he was lifted from the ground by his suddenly stronger counterpart, nor did he seem to mind being placed on Okibi’s lap because nothing was taking him out of that shock. Could you blame him though? Man spends a good deal of his confusing life being absolutely sure women were trying to kill him, a fear and suspicion that was still strong except around the Wild Child, and then gets turned into one.

Just cruel it is, just cruel.

The blonde slowly started to open his eyes as the roaring rush of the ocean slowly began to recede. He felt warm and oddly comfortable. His eyes squinted a little at the sight of crystal light above him but with a relaxed sigh he figured that he must of passed out or something after breakfast and dreamed about the terrible events that transpired. Hah! Breasts, that was such a silly notion thought Tama as he slowly began to open his eyes some more and ‘wake up’.
It was then that he realized, and rather quickly too, that it wasn’t a dream. His eyes peered down to where a not too unpleasant sensation was happening to the massive melons to see hands groping them. His bi-colored eyes widened suddenly, and his arms shot forward to grab the hands and his breasts and push them back up to his chest; apparently his worries about them and his back were not over.

Tama squirmed around a little and pushed his rear back towards Okibi as he tried to squirm away but just didn’t seem to have the energy…or apparently the want. Odd is it may seem the scientist wasn’t bothered by his girlfriend’s normal antics to mess with him, though it may be because she wasn’t actually trying to mess with him.
That or she just hadn’t found what really got him worked up in this form.
This was quite very much the scientist’s entire thought process when he was around Okibi. He knew that if there was one thing she loved to do more than anything was to get him all flustered; it wasn’t very hard either. Now mind you he had gotten a lot better around her and her teasing little touches, but when you jump into someone’s lap at a public restaurant and then give them their first kiss, in front of her father who is also the Kazekage</I><i></i>, why it would knock any man out.
Right? Yes, moving on.

Okibi just what the hell are you doing,</B><i></i>” he said in a calmer voice. Passing out apparently reset his threshold,
<B>They can’t be <I>that fun, I mean look at them! They’re huge! I never really quite saw the fascination with breasts really, I mean why exactly would men want to play with these so badly?” Tama scooted one of his hands off of Okibi’s to play with a part of his own left breast, “Oh…hey. That’s kinda squishy and fun. Starting to see the appeal, hmm…I’ve always wondered what this felt like on a girl as well.
The scientist’s spare hand reached around towards the nipple and gave it a pinch, which on him would have done nothing, but the reaction his body gave him was a large jolt that made him snap his legs closed and push back against the man Okibi again.
Woah! What the hell! Such instant reaction is insane! Is that like some kind of button or something!?

Tama tilted his head back to look up at the transformed face of his love with honest curiosity in his eyes. You had to give Tama the benefit of the doubt, he was pretty good at adapting. In all honesty becoming that which he feared most allowed him to get an insight on that fear. So while, yes, he was freaking out pretty badly still and he wanted nothing more than to get the hell out of this nightmarish realm, he was at least going to make some lemonade while he was here.

[mft]
 
Now, in any normal situation, Okibi could get pretty randy rather quickly, even without any aid from Tama. His scent alone was enough to drive her loony sometimes. Strangely, she found that those sort of reactions were practically doubled in her new form . . . and honestly it didnt bother her. And really, why should it? She loved Tama no matter what he looked like; so long as his scent stayed the same, Tama was Tama to her.

And all the wiggling and squirming he was doing against her front really wasnt helping his cause, if he wanted to avoid what usually happened between them at all. It seemed he was too distracted to notice though, discovering that boobs were in fact rather fun to play with - especially the big ones. Hers hadnt been so large when she was female - just about a decent hand full - so she didnt blame him for never taking notice of her feminine qualities. He started to test out parts of his new assets, and after pinching the peak of one of them, jolted back against Okibi in a particularly potent manner.

She grunted and couldnt help the quiet moan that slipped from her. Damn, were all male bodies so easy to rile up? Was this what happened to Tama when she teased him? By the sands . . . no wonder why he blacked out so easily. That was a lot of stimulation.

"Quit wiggling around for a sec would'ja?" She mumbled, wrapping her meaty left arm around Tama's waist to lift him away from a moment. Shaking her head to clear it, she scooted away and pulled open her elastic shorts. You couldnt blame her for being curious right!?

"Huh, so thats what it looks like when it's hard . . . interesting." She murmured. Then she let the shorts snap shut once more before pulling Tama back against her chest, snuggling him close with a pleased rumble in her chest that vibrated into his back. "You know Tami, we could turn this into a learning experience." She hummed into his closest ear before giving it the softest nibble. "I could show you where my . . . 'buttons' usually are, and you can show me yours." She brushed aside Tama's golden hair with her metal hand as her left one massaged his lower abdomen softly. Her lips trailed soft, warm kisses across the back of his neck, which she knew was especially sensitive when she was female. Baring her fangs, she scraped them gently across his skin, just enough to feel the pressure of their sharpened points.

She was inching her left hand lower, adventuring south of the equator when suddenly the crystals in the chandelier went red, casting the entire room in a devilish, bloody hue.

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The moments following Maji's discovering the big red button, and his pushing of it, were quiet and eventless. Had that sign been nothing more than bluster? For a few moments, it seemed that way. Seven's round, mousy ears perked up as he listened for something . . . anything. But there was nothing. He let out a small breath and turned away, intending to keep looking for something that could help them get out of their mess.

"A dud. We look more." He said as he started to walk away, back to where Zen and Peaches were still bouncing on the giant rabbit.

Suddenly, the ground under his feet shook ever so slightly. Had he not had his senses on high alert, he wouldnt have felt it. Then everything went red. A few seconds after the rainbow crystals in the chandelier turned crimson, all the eyes on all the stuffed animals in the room started to glow as well, a matching red. Even the giant jelly bunny's eye's suddenly lit up.

Then they all started to move.

"Zen! Peach! Get down!" Seven squeaked loudly, now running at the two. The bunny suddenly reared up, tossing the two gerbils right off it's jiggly belly. They went tumbling across the floor, squeaking with surprise. Seven scurried and bounced over to their small pile, sniffing them for injuries. Zen growled and snapped at him, but Seven didnt seem to take offense. The floor shook again, but this time with greater force, as the big bunny worked it's way to its feet. Sevens round eyes widened and he started pushing at his fellow gerbil pups. "Run!" Once the two were doing as he said, he looked back for Maji.

"Maji! Hurry!" He squeaked, then made a mad dash back towards Okibi and Tama with a herd of sentient toys hot on their tail.

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Okibi barely noticed as the room went red - what was more interesting than playing with Tama anyway? She'd just turned her beau around, kissing and nibbling at the corner of his lips as she settled him against the large, soft leg of the tanuki doll they were resting against. It was then that she noticed movement out of the corner of her eyes. Pulling away from the blonds face, she snapped her head to the side and looked up.

Holy crap, the toys were moving! Including the one they were leaning on!

Her eyes widened as the tanuki toy suddenly reared up one of it's large arms. Suddenly, it didnt look so soft and cuddly, and its giant smile wasnt nearly so adorable anymore. Cursing out loud, Okibi wrapped her strong arms around Tama and rolled them out of the way, just dodging the dolls crushing blow.

"What the hell is going on!?" Okibi barked as she bounced up to her feet. She placed herself in front of Tama, more than ready to protect him with deadly force if need be. Her protective instincts were magnified ten fold in her new form!


(Feel free to take control of some of the toys guys! :3)
 
Maji floated back towards Seven after pressing the alluring red button. Although he felt dumb for pressing it, he was surprised that nothing happened at all. It was pretty anti-climatic – too much so for his taste. He sighed and rubbed the back of his head. Oh well, back to searching!

He gave up too soon.

Suddenly, he heard a small rumble erupted from the ground below. The room shifted into a misty crimson color. It felt a bit eerie; Maji instantly got the chills. As the room received a new glow, the eyes of the stuffed animals did the same. The once cuddly plushies were now mobile with frightening red evil eyes. What in the world?

Maji froze in shock. The stuffed animals appeared unfriendly; in fact, the whole atmosphere within the once annoyingly cute room had completely shifted. He had the urge to fight these stuffed creatures, but he knew in his gut that he lacked the ability to fight at all. He didn't even know how to throw a simple punch! A giant monkey plush toward over him and slowly approached him menacingly. The boy probably wouldn't have reacted in time if it wasn't for Seven's words that broke through his trance.

“C-coming!”<i></i> he shouted as he flew away at the speed of a shooting star. Within that moment that he had moved, the plushed monkey body slammed the spot he stood in and caused the ground beneath it to tear. That was a close one.

Soon Maji ran besides Seven and the rest of the pups towards Okibi's direction. She probably knew how to handle this! As they made their way, the duo came into close sight to them. Hope seemed near, but it was soon cut off by a colossal twenty foot plushie that fell from the ceiling. Where did it come from? Nonetheless, it was massive and it looked ticked off as heck. It eyed the boys and the pups and blocked them off from Okibi and Tama. Maji clenched his teeth and scooted back a little in fear. How were they supposed to handle this giant?

The colossal stuffed bear frowned and swung its massive arm, like a hammer, towards the area where Seven and the pups were. Reacting instantly, Maji raced towards them and, with supernatural strength, grabbed a hold of each of them and threw them away from the bear's reach with all his might. This left him wide open.

His eyes widened as the gigantic arm got closer. Maji was about to be crushed to death!
 
Tama was honestly surprised when Okibi lifted him up off of her. Never in his life had the scientist ever experienced the sensation of being picked up in such a nonchalant way in his entire life; though he could, (and had), lift her like a dang pillow. The crazy feeling of sudden loss of gravity forced a squeak out of Tama’s mouth as his partner went to go and inspect her junk.
That…that was defiantly Okibi, always so wonderfully prude and outspoken in all that she did. It was the perfect chaos that he needed to balance the rest of his life that had become some dreary. A smile perked up on the blonde’s face as he was being held up like a rag doll as he began to think back about their relationship and how far it had come. This was actually something he did regardless of gender, as she was something that had left quite a mighty impact on his life.

He was just another straight up nerd before Okibi kicked him in the nuts.

The inspiration he had from her presence alone had turned him into an accomplished scientist with connections to the Steward and his extended family; which was a hella lots more than any other local scientist in Suna could boast. Even besides that the impact she had left on his brain the day she blew up stuff that turned her hair purple, and oye did he miss that color, was a kick starter to the tap of his real genius. He had realized not too long ago that if it hadn’t been for a series of crazy accidents he might have honestly turned into a super-villain…who would then sub sequentially be slaughtered by Sousuke; not a bad ending though. He’d probably get to blow up at least half of Suna…might even get a short rivalry for a month or two with the entire nation…

A spacey look came over the blonde’s face.

Of course his random train of thought was interrupted when his back was hit with the sudden heat of Okibi’s bare chest. Even through his robes, which were thin enough already, he could feel that warmth and the lump that made his comfortable seat bumpy.
A deep red flush flew up Tama’s face at the mention of her words and his body began to tingle in a way he had never experienced before. Every time they had tried to do anything of the sexual nature things would get in the way such as the scientist’s lack of ability to withstand the sudden stimulation…or being way too damn drunk and passing out before it got out of hand.
Yet even as the large muscular hand was sliding down his smooth stomach he didn’t feel any of the deep rushes that would normally come but a huge wave of pure excitement. It was all Tama could do to lean his head back onto Okibi’s shoulder and just let her have her way with him.

A few moments later a red light bathed the room and he was being lifted again to face the Wild Child as she got comfortable against the large doll. Eagerly Tama pushed his soft body against her as well as his lips in a lustful manor that was just so not the scientist at all.

Oh but then things just had to come to life and attack them. WHY?!

The blonde felt the sudden shift in movement again as Okibi drew him in close and threw them to the left, barely dodging the massive quake left by the attack of the thing they had been making out on. As soon as his love let go of him the shinobi reflexes kicked in and his feet skidded on the floor to bring his movements to a stop.
Now in any other situation the scientist would be trying to calculate multiple strategies at once in an attempt to strike the decisive blow the quickest. At that moment all that could go through the blonde’s head was sheer rage for being interrupted.

Tama’s hands fixed his robes to fit tighter around his curvy frame before tightening the belt so it didn’t loosen up in mid combat and began to roll his sleeves with a very pissed off expression. Sheer energy exploded from around the scientist showing that he may had lost his physical presence but the strange room couldn’t dampen his powers. His eyes both changed into a blue color, (as opposed to their normal green), and he entered a fighting stance, preparing to lunge at any second.

Then he heard a collective squeak behind him.

He turned around to look and see the cat sized gerbils being thrown out of the path of a large toy’s crushing blow to leave the fairy in its path of destruction. Dementia created or not that fairy seemed okay in Tama’s book and he wasn’t about to let him get crushed for saving oversized woodland creatures.
Without a single seal he pushed his hands out towards Maji to create a golden dome around him that stopped the giant’s attack without even so much as budging.
Well I guess you’re first,<i></i>” the scientist said between clenched teeth as white energy in the shape of lightning began to flicker around and off of his body. With a simple gesture of his hand he sent a large portion of that pure energy into the air above the bear. He then made a chopping gesture which caused the massive energy to come striking down in the form of a gigantic lightning bolt that would fry the thing or at least make it super crispy should it surive.
Can’t take my chop, eh?! Yeah I gots lots more for every last one of you!!<i></i>” He cried out in a challenge as a massive amount of bears, stuffed tigers, and other ‘harmless’ stuffed animals came crowding in from the shadows that the red light created.
 
The tanuki doll charged at Okibi with reckless abandon, swinging its big arms like windmills. She had to wonder, if they could make sounds, what kind of noise would that thing make? A roar? A screech? A howl?

Such thoughts were blown away though when Okibi felt a sudden pulse of energy flare up behind her. She glanced over her shoulder and saw Tama now standing on his feet with white hot energy pouring off him in waves. Oh snap, that look on his face. Someone was straight up mad. And people thought she had a bad temper; obviously girl Tama was as bad, if not more so, than she ever was.

The thudding of the tanuki's feet were right on top of her, and when Okibi spun her head back around she barely had enough time to lift her arms and block the descending arms. Any later and she would have been nursing a very crushed head. Grinding her teeth, Okibi dug her claws into the toys arms, twisting her wrists so that the doll went tumbling onto its side. She grunted as she heaved the tanuki in a semi circle, knocking back some of the other toys that were rushing them.

Loud squeaks drew her attention away from the danger at hand and Okibi looked behind her, twisting the tanukis arms so that they were behind it's back. Her red eyes widened when she saw the giant stuffed bear baring down on Maji, about to squish him. "KID!" She shouted desperately, her voice cracking just slightly. There was no time; she wasnt fast enough to get to him before he would be smashed. Dammit all! Why did she tell him and the pups to go looking around!? Why didnt she stay with him!? Why didnt-

Why didnt she realize she wasnt the only almost-adult there?

Although it seemed he'd lost a lot of his physical strength, Tama was still no slouch in the ninjutsu department apparently. A protective shield formed around Maji just as the bears foot was coming down on him, and Okibi almost wailed with relief. Then, the scientist formed the energy coming off his body into a giant sword that cleaved the bear in two complete. Okibi sighed with relief when the two halves of the giant crashed to the ground, one to the left and one to the right.

"Seriously Tami, I love you. Like, for real." Okibi said as she turned back to the tanuki and performed another sweep with it, knocking more enemies away. She then stabbed it in the head with her metal arm, pried her other into into the cracked, and pulled the doll apart with a riiiiiiip. She tossed the pieces of the doll away and dusted her hands before dashing over to Tama's side. Unafraid of the dangerous energy that was still rolling off him, she grabbed his face with her hands and sealed her lips against his in a swift, but firm kiss. "I owe you one." She said after pulling away. Then she winked and pivoted on her feet, making a beeline for Maji and the pups.

"Are you guys ok?" She asked the gerbil pups. The puppy pack all nodded their furry heads as they scurried over to her, sticking close to her legs. Seven turned around next to her, watching her back, and the other two copied him, watching the other sides. "Kid? You ok?" She asked Maji.

Not moments after she'd asked the question, all the light within the room was sucked away, leaving their group in complete darkness. Gasping with surprise, Okibi turned in a circle, searching the darkness with her eyes, but because it was so sudden they were havinga hard time adjusting.

"I really wish you all hadn't done that. Those were some of my favorite toys." She heard a voice come out of nowhere. It resounded around them, almost like someone on a sound system with an echo. It was hard to tell what gender or age the voice was . . . there were too many layers to it. "You shouldn't tear other peoples toys apart. It's not nice. You know what I do to people who aren't nice?"

Okibi waited with baited breath as the voice paused. Then suddenly, the lights were flashing back on, brighter than they were before. The red haze was gone, and now everything was awash with white. Blinking away the spots in her vision, Okibi realized they had been surrounded by the toys while they were shrouded in darkness. They formed a tight circle around their group, penning them in. The invisible voice chuckled.

"Well, you'll see."

The moment the voice faded, the dolls surrounding them started to swell up, like they were being pumped with too much air. They bulged at their seams, until it just became too much for them to handle. They started to pop like obnoxious party balloons, releasing a sparkly cloudy-like gas into the air. Okibi's eyes widened and she clapped her hands over her nose and mouth. "Dont breathe it in!" She barked.

The voice laughed again. "Oh that's not going to help you. The gas can be absorbed through the skin."

Oh, dammit it all.

Why the hell did they ever have to fall down that hole? Why did she ever even go outside this morning? Why did she save the kid? Why did she leave the house? Why did she even wake up? Why, why, why!? A crushing despair and hopelessness suddenly swept over Okibi, the likes of which she'd never felt before. Her legs gave out on her and she fell to her knees. She sat back on her feet and let her shoulders droop, seeing no reason to even attempt getting up at this point. Why even bother? Why even go on living? What was the point?

Crap, what the hell was happening to her?

"I call it 'The About-Face'. Catchy don't you think? It takes your personality and flips it around. A complete 180!" The voice laughed maniacally. "Dont worry, it should wear off in about ten minutes. Try not to kill each other, or yourselves, in the mean time."
 
As the stuffed bear's arm came crashing down, Maji's life flash before his very eyes. I mean, he had the feeling that it was, but he couldn't remember anything to truly have that experience. The irony was real. Before he got squished like a bug under a shoe, a golden dome of some sort appeared from no where and protected him from the impact. Barrier magic? The boy was aware he was some type of fairy creature now, but he was pretty sure he wasn't the one that casted that spell. Who did?

Like a flash of yellow lightning, the curvacious Tama interceded and shot forth a lightning bolt down upon the massive bear. This caused it to fry faster than eggs on a scorched pavement. He managed to take down the beast single-handedly; he was awesome! With eyes full of wonder, Maji smiled from ear-to-ear and shouted out and cheered him on. “Go, Tam-chan, go!”</B><i></i> It was obvious that the man was some type of spell caster of some sort. Though, if he was, then why hadn't he reversed the magic they were under? Was it too strong of a spell for him to nullify?

After decimating a bunch of evil stuffed animals alongside Tama, Okibi called out to Maji in a concerned panic. The white-haired boy gave her a nod and forced a slight grin. “I'm fine, Oki-chan. Don't worr-.”

And then the room went pitch black. What was it now?

An echoed voice resounded throughout the room. Whoever was talking was obviously the demon or wizard that put them under this, and he seemed thoroughly ticked. Maji frowned as the unknown entity talked to them. He seemed terribly condescending when he spoke to them and sounded as if he had mental issues - it annoyed him so much! Why did this crazy magic-person have to be so intrusive and cruel? The light had finally turned back on, but it only revealed that they were surrounded and pinned in by the vicious plush-toys. Apparently, that was the least of their problems.

The stuffed animals began to pop out some dusty substance that completely invaded their air space. Maji was about to gasp and breathe it in, but Okibi's quick warning prevented him from doing such. He held his breath and pinched his nose; were they being poisoned? Sadly, their efforts were in vain. The mysterious voice informed them that it affected them through touch as well. Oh boy, they were all going to die.

In all honesty, at this point, Maji felt like wanting to break down and cry. He glanced at the aesthetically-pleasing Tama, the fearless Okibi who fell to her knees, and the frightened pups who all stood near her. Was this where it all ended for them?

No...

Okibi had been a light to Maji and as a result he made a promise to her. A vow to never shed any more shallow tears; he promised her he'd endure and that he'd be a brave kid now. With his eyes shut tightly, he called out to her. “It's okay, Oki-chan! We'll get through this and beat this guy! We are not sissies!”

With that said, dark circles formed under Maji's eyes. Anger started to build up within him and, all of a sudden, he felt some deep hatred towards the world around him. Whoever did this needed to die... no, he needed to suffer. Suffer for a long time and then die. Actually, death would be a gift to the slow brutalities he fantasized for him. It was then that the voice then informed them that whatever he did to them temporarily caused their personalities to shift completely. What did he mean?! Maji could care less - his/her words meant nothing! He just wanted to destroy!

“Punk ass, come out here and fight us!” he growled. He then shouted heated vulgarities that could have gotten him in trouble within the PG-14A forum-rating if not for careful censorship and some edits to his actual dialogue. <B>“Tama, Okibi, give me a damned knife so I can slit this f*ckers throat. I'm tired of this sh*t. #&%&*(#&!! @#$*%!!! @*$!!!”<i></i> He crunched in his face and shook his fist at the air. His fists were clenched so tight that he actually started to bleed a little from nail-to-skin contact. The boy was enraged! Too bad he was all talk, though. He lacked the power to make any real damage to any of his foes around him; at this point, he was nothing but a vulgar chihuahua.

Before he could curse out more, Maji felt spontaneous and forceful pulses within his chest. He grabbed onto it tightly and grunted in response. A sharp pain filled his body and the world began to spin a bit. Suddenly, he was filled with momentary self-realization. He started regaining control of his personality. “What the heck? Why am I talking like this and having all these terrible sociopathic thoughts?” he thought as he tried to process what the strange powder was doing to them. This was not like him; no, every thing he said was completely against his nature. Sure, he was pretty ticked off by the person or entity who cast this upon them, but he didn't want to slit their throats or expose them through hours of cruel and intense torture. He wasn't a mean person.

“F*ck!”<i></i> he shouted out. Maji was having an inner-struggle. The magic powder clearly affected him, but there was something within him that was resisting part of its effects. It wasn't strong enough to make him invulnerable or immune to the substance, but it was enough for him to fight it even though he desperately wanted to give in to his bad-boy self.

“Fight Maji, fight!”<i></i>

Bipolar much?
 
The very sound of the word ‘love’ coming from Okibi’s mouth send chills up Tama’s spine as he turned his buxumous frame towards his significant other and put on a big stupid grin,
Oye, I love you too! Now let’s wreck some stuff!</B><i></i>”

The scientist’s hands slapped together and started going through seal rotations so fast and furious his hands seemed like blurs. His chakra and the nature chakra around them was starting to blend together and build up for a massive spell attack. When Tama’s hands did finally stop he took in a deep breath that puffed his chest out just a little bit. He touched his thumb and index finger together to make a circle and placed his lips between that circle before blowing out a freaking tornado.
Apparently girl Tama didn’t know the meaning of restraint.
The vicious tornado was one made not of air but of pure energy. It tore through the large ranks of the stuffed animal brigade and might have been just the thing that would of turned the tide of battle had not the next little weird thing happened.

The lights went off and a devilish voice came out to speak to them finally. On instinct Tama focused nature chakra into his eyes to turn them crystal like as he activated his dojutsu. The eye technique was basically the counter to the Sharingan as it allowed him to see the chakra flows of everything via nature energy and was adapt in being able to catch even the most minor of disruption of a genjutsu technique. It would allow him to see in the dark as well, or at least to the extent that everything that was alive – the dead didn’t have nature energy flowing through them.
After making obvious threats the lights came back on again which actually didn’t affect Tama due to his eyes being empowered; it all looked the same to him. However he was able to see the dolls they were doing battle with just moments ago begin to swell up and grow ever larger until an explosion was imminent.
Without second thought the scientist lifted his hands to form a larger barrier around all of the people there to keep them safe from the explosion; which worked against the actual popping but not the dust. As soon as the creatures exploded it sent out a strange wave that disabled his barrier as if the malevolent voice had planned for that. As the strange dust began to fall and everyone started to freak out and hold breaths, Tama walked forward, tilted his head back, and stuck out his tongue.

He was going to try whatever it was out.

You see the thing about attacking with a body changing substance was that it had to first fight its way past a person’s immune system. Tama’s immune system was something sort of legendary in the way that it reflected his ability to temporarily absorb someone’s abilities just by touching them. No matter what got inside of his body he was usually able to break it down into chakra, absorb it, understand it, and then expel it via using the chakra. It was a trick he had picked up from a recent mission involving bio weapons as well as a gift from his stolen healing powers.

His body shivered a little as he felt it take over him and instantly try to invade his mind. It was a highly concentrated liquid that was broken apart on the molecular level to make it appear like dust but it was more like a fine mist as it seeped into their exposed flesh. The large ever continuing dose of it was ravaging its way through Tama’s body and he just stood there grunting in pain with his fists clenched for a few minutes before dropping to his knees and banging his arms on the ground. He cried out in restrained pain as he wrestled with his body to retain his identity; fiery in this form it may be, he liked it. His healing chakra was working overtime just to keep up with whatever it was that was invading their bodies and he could only imagine what Okibi and the fairy was going through. Not to mention the strange gerbil critters…or where they unaffected because they were not human?

Tama couldn’t exactly lift his head to check at that moment.

<B>Well…then, I guess it’s not enough…but I still have…and ace…” he said between pants and grunts of pain.
The blonde reached up to his chest and pulled back the robe over his left breast to reveal his clan’s mark and the dark seal that was placed around it. He sacrificed a little bit of the chakra used to combat the strange liquid to activate it.
An explosion of power erupted from around him but this time it was black as the abyss. Runic markings scribbled themselves over his face and body and the dark energy that was fueled into the creation of the seal rushed through his body. The dark energy exploded away from him as he quickly got back on his feet with his arms lifted up towards the sky. He pushed away the mist with a super barrier constructed of both of his energies.
An angered expression was struck across Tama’s eyes as he glared up at the black barrier that was normally golden before looking down at his hands. Whatever was trying to kill them had just made it to the number one position on the scientist’s infamous shit list; he hated using the cursed seal. It filled him with dark energy that was extremely powerful but reminded him far too much of the energy that his father had used to destroy their clan.

With the barrier in place Tama forced the dark energy back into the seal and the markings faded away as he did so. Despite how much he detested that dark power it had gave him the energy to overcome the corruption in his body and allowed him to figure out what could be a cure that could be delivered with chakra.
His first focus was, of course, Okibi as he walked up to her, formed seals for the jutsu he had just created, and placed his hands on the muscular torso of his lover. Tama had to bite his bottom lip a little bit to keep from stroking those sexy abs.
Should the cure prove a success he would then turn his attention towards the fairy, still a little unsure if it was a hallucination or not.
 
The mastermind behind everything happening in the padded toy room watch with a pleased smile as the small group in his looking glass fell prey to his 'deadly' poison mist. He was rather fond of the stuff; it made for such entertaining situations, and this one, he thought, was going to be another one of those.

But then he lost sight of the group behind a round, black barrier. Bloody what?

When the inky sphere fell away he saw that it was the blond, the male turned female, who was to blame. Somehow, he'd fought off the effects of his toxin and was now working on helping his friends. The mastermind's eyes narrowed - he couldnt have any of that. That just wasnt fun.

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Oh cruel world! Why did they have to be stuck in such a place!? Why did they have to be attacked by toy creatures!? Why did she have to be turned into a man!? It didnt bother her all that much, but when she thought about it, Tama's reactions to her were odd. He had no problem returning her affections when she looked like this!? Did . . . did he prefer males over her!?

Oh, woe is her!

Okibi fell to the ground and curled up into a tight fetal position, sticking her thumb in her mouth to suck on. She stayed there, curled in on herself so she could wallow in her misery and fear and hopelessness. Until someone came over and place their hand on her stomach anyway. Okibi jumped a little and nearly scrambled away, but the lifting of the fear and sadness that'd engulfed her mind was like having a blind fold pulled away from her eyes. Suddenly she could see clearly again.

Had she seriously just been sucking her thumb?

Okibi wiped the saliva off on her shorts as she stood up and dusted herself off. She glared up at the cieling, that the person who'd done that to her could see it. Little did she know she was glaring in the wrong direction.

Before Tama could reach Maji, someone else would appear before him out of absolutely nowhere. One moment there would be nothing but empty space between him and the fairy boy, and the next there was a dark haired young man with pale skin, piercings and a fur lined leather jacket. He was floating in the air like Maji, his legs and arms crossed and a petulant expression on his porcelain skinned face - which was right up in Tama's. "You're really taking the fun out of all this you know. I'd made up that batch especially for you all."

If Tama attempted to attack this person floating in front of him, he would find that it was impossible. Any attack made against him, physical or energy, went right through him. "I'm projecting myself, in case you were wondering. Of course I'm not stupid enough to put my real body within hitting distance of you guys." He glanced sideways, grinning at Okibi who was growling at him loudly. "Since you two are the strongest ones here . . . would you mind testing something for me? I've had it in the works for a while but all my other volunteers . . . werent quite up to snuff."

He snapped his fingers and suddenly a dark hole appeared beneath Tama and Okibi's feet. They would find that no matter what they did, they would not be able to avoid being sucked in.

Once they were gone, the floating mirage turned to Maji and the gerbils, smiling with charm. He waved his hand in the air and a large glistening mirror appeared beside him, and inside it the image of Okibi and Tama falling could be seen. "Would you care for some popcorn little boy?" He asked, making two bowls appear in his hands. He offered one of them to Maji.

"Dont take it brat! It could be poisoned!" Peaches squeaked as she rushed in front of Maji, lifting herself up like a shield. Her mousy face was twisted with determination and wit - because she knew, unlike usual. Behind them, Zen and Seven sat huddled together with their little paws wrapped around each other. They were weeping into the others furry shoulder, scared out of their wits. "Maji! No die!" Seven squeaked pathetically, and Zen squeaked beside him in tearful agreement.

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When Okibi looked down, she saw that they werent falling down a long hole like last time, but a vast, rocky chasm. So far, she could not see the bottom. When she looked around them, swatting her hair out of her face, she saw that the rocks around them looked brown, and not quite as sharp as any rockfaces she'd ever seen. Pulling her limbs close, Okibi tried to maneuver her way, falling through the air at an angle, so she could get closer to one of the walls. She quickly shot her metal arm out, scraping away from of the rock. It broke away and crumbled much too easily - definitely not rock. She lifted the hand to her nose and sniffed. Then her tongue darted out for a taste.

Okibi blinked. Chocolate?

"Tami, this stuff is-" She didnt finish her sentence. It was suddenly starting to get really hot. She looked down again, and saw that they were quickly approaching the bottom of the chasm.

Which had what looked to be a river of molten chocolate running through it. She could see floating chunks of large chocolate pieces falling off the sides of the chasm to land in the hot chocoate and then float down the stream, only to slowly melt and join with the molten liquid. However, she could see other things floating in it too - wafers and marshmallows? Okibi blinked, taken back. That guy made this? . . . Why?

Damn, they were falling to fast! Grabbing on to the rocks would do any good now! They would just fall away uselessly! Okibi looked at Tama and held her hand out, trying to reach him. "Give me your hand!" She cried. As far as she knew, Tama didnt know any gravity techniques, but if she could just reach him, maybe she could wrap her anti-gravity armor around both of them and slow their fall!
 
As Maji strugged against his inner demons, Tama went to work and somehow cured himself and Okibi of the mist's effects. The fairy boy grinned halfway as he saw Tama working his way to nullify the magic done on him. Before the once-man could get to him, an odd looking fellow with villanous features and attire appeared between them. He was floating like Maji was, but his posture and stance seemed a lot more relaxed. He had a menacing presence and something about his energy felt off; Maji didn't like it one bit! The pink-eyed boy shuddered as a chill went down his spine; he had a very bad feeling about this.

After a mild confrontation with Tama, the sorcerer cast the transgendered duo into a dark hole. Maji raced towards it and reached out his hand. “Oki-chan!” he cried out. It was in vain – they were gone. With an angered expression and watered eyes, he turned his head towards the enchanter and cursed at him. “F*ck you.”</B><i></i> he announced as if fed up with him. Maji raced upward, crossed his arms, and frowned at the ethereal man. “Yanno, you're really starting to piss me the f*ck off, Fag-chan.” There was a bit of mockery at the end of his sentence, specifically at the new title he gave the guy. “Quit b*tching around and trying to be all keen. No one gives a f*ck if you're bored or have some p*ssy-ass vendetta.”

Witnessing Maji interact with the wicked caster was a fun sight to see. He looked thoroughly ticked off and obviously wanted to kill the guy, but the parts of him reversing the spell gave him some restraint. His innocent and kind side tried to reason with the man, but his bad-boy alter ego longed to fight and shout non-stop vulgarities. The struggle was real.

The floating man offered Maji a bowl of popcorn. It smelt kind of good, but he knew better not to indulge. Despite his personality shift, he didn't suddenly become an idiot. He scoffed, turned his head to the side, and nonchalantly gave the condescending magic-man the birdie. That was his only response and he was sticking to it!

Before he could react any further, a gerbil who he identified as Peaches interceded between him and the bowl of popcorn as to stop him from taking it. Maji grinned; the act of bravery and kindness warmed his heart. It was at that moment that he started to regain parts of his natural self. “What am I doing... I need to snap out of this.”

Suddenly, his eyes glowed a faint white. It was quite dramatic and was a bit showy, but what followed was a bit anti-climatic. He somehow sneezed out some of the powder that was consumed by his pores. Maji felt a shift and a sense of self-control after his mighty sneeze; he didn't feel a strong urge to kill and hate anymore. He was restored to his former self! He's not sure how he cured himself... maybe it was some untapped power having to do with his past? It was a long shot, but it was possible!

Although he felt like it was useless to reason with the holographic magician in front of him, he attempted to do so, anyway. “Mr. Warlock,”<i></i> he called out softly and politely with a tinge of insecurity in his voice. “Can you please stop this? You made me say words I'd never want to repeat and you're hurting my friends. I'm sorry if I or anyone else has offended or hurt you, but I beg you...”<i></i> Maji's eyes watered and the tears started streaming down. He bit his lip as it began to quiver; he couldn't hold onto his promise to Okibi for long. He bowed his head.

<B>“...please stop this! At least let Oki-chan, her doggies, and Tam-chan go. Do whatever you want with me, just please, leave them alone.”

And then Maji cried. Not an obnoxious tantrum-like cry, but the genuine, quiet, and innocent type of cry that could only be expressed by a fragile child in pain. He couldn't help it; he couldn't understand how people could be so mean. Why did cruelty exist? Why did people inflict pain on others? Self-amusement? Revenge? No matter the excuse, it didn't make sense to him. If only he had the power to stop the insensitive he-witch.
 
The sight of Okibi sucking on her thumb, though comical on so many levels, was also something he wasn’t sure he ever wanted to see again. When the golden light went through and absolved the poison inside the scientist breathed a sigh of relief. Now all was left was to turn and cure the hallucination before figuring out how to remove them from this crazy place. He had an idea that involved using the same technique that had been used to get here.

Yet it wasn’t to be as the sinister voice that had been taunting them a moment ago made itself visible. Without hesitation Tama turned and swung at the image in fury for ruining his good time; yes he was still pissed about that. How often were they both honestly going to have bodies where he didn’t pass out half way through the deed? As deathly afraid as he was of women, being one wasn’t near as bad as he thought it would turn out to be….especially if Okibi was in that form.
His attack was fail though as his fist phased right through the projection and Tama fell on his squishy boobs; which he admits hurting a little. Apparently they weren’t just pillows to protect ones chest with from falls.

With a snap of the warlock’s fingers the ground beneath them crumbled away and down they fell into yet another hole. Tama’s robe whipped up around him displaying the absolute nothing beneath it as he tumbled through the air, trying desperately to swing his body closer to the wall to try and stop his descent. Every time he grappled at it, though, the rock crumbled away almost like powder and did nothing to stop his advance down into the heat below.
After a few moments of flipping around he was finally able to at least get himself turn right side up and look down to see a river of molten…was that chocolate?! And vanilla wafers?! What the hell was up with this guy!?

The scientist heard his name being cried out and saw Okibi lending out a hand. He didn’t really have any tricks to keep himself from falling from great heights and was sure that if he managed to land on one of the cookies it would only splash up the molten liquid to burn them.
So he leaned his body towards the transformed girl and held out his hand to let her grab it for she obviously had an idea to at least keep them from being killed by hot chocolate.
 
The moment she felt their hands connect, Okibi pulled them together and wrapped her meaty arms around Tama's miniscule waist tightly. Their legs intertwined and she closed her eyes to concentrate, burying her nose in his hair. All she had to do, basically, was pull at the gravitational field around her and make it stretch over Tama too; that was her theory, anyway. She'd never tried using her techniques on someone else before, and wasnt certain it would work, but damn she had to try right?

What she did was she thought of them as one person. In many ways, they were connected anyway, they might as well have been of one mind and body. There were times when, even without her having to tell him, he understood what bothered her and vice versa. They already understood each other emotionally, and for Okibi, she felt that understanding was greater than any she had with anyone else (well, save for Seven, anyway).

And yet, even though she could feel their hearts beating together, she couldnt manage to make her armor stretch far enough. Why? They were one emotionally . . . what was missing? Suddenly, the sensation of Tama's soft breasts pressed against her firm torso hit her like a slap in the face. Was that the problem? They were one in mind and heart, but not body? Okibi opened her eyes and rolled them heavenwards. That would just be her luck wouldnt it? Stuck falling to her death and unable to do anything about it because her boyfriend had a habit of passing out on her when they were about to do anything even remotely physically sexual. She still remembered some of their first kiss (even though she'd been drunk out of her mind) and how easy it'd been to overwhelm the silly scientist. It wasnt surprising that they had yet to consummate their relationship. It's hard to do when your partner cant keep his wits about him long enough!

Well, she couldnt very well do the deed in mid fall, even if she was sure Tama wouldnt have a problem this time - he was pretty responseive to her kisses and touches earlier. Even when she tried to imagine it, it seemed quite difficult . . . not to mention the fact that their genders were completely swapped and she didnt actually know one hundred percent what to do with her new . . . utilities. Besides . . . she wanted to be in her natural body when they experienced their first time together. Call her sentimental that way.

So what could she do to remedy this situation? That molten river of chocolate was coming up fast! What did she do? . . . The next best thing?

Gasping, Okibi pulled her head away from Tama's hair and drew their faces together. "Touch me." She growled out quickly before crushing her mouth over his. The kiss was hard and ardent - she had to do this quickly after all! - and she forced her tongue into his mouth to explore as her hands did much the same. They dove into the open folds of Tama's robe, massaging over his frontside and backside. She brought their bodies closer together so that there was absolutely no space between them, and with a firm hand hold on his derriere, rubbed their fronts together, creating a rather delicious friction.

And hot damn! It was working! She could feel their fall slowing exponentially as gravity wrapped around the both of them, making them lighter than air. They spun slowly in the air as they touched down on a floating wafer (OOC: HaHA! Superman and Lois landing 8D.) barely making it rock. The second their weight returned to their bodies, however, Okibi gasped and broke the kiss as her knees buckled and gave out on her. She fell to the seat of her pants, taking Tama down with her since she refused to let go of him. She chuckled and looked up at the blond. "Well, now what?" She asked, her voice still laced with passion and her eyes glowing with heat. And no, it wasnt just because it was really warm down there around all the melted chocolate.

(OOC: Tama can take this time to reply or whatever!)

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Up in the playroom, the inky haired floating dude frowned at his mirror as he stuffed a handful of popcorn into his mouth. Damn those two, continuously getting around his fun. Well, he would show them. They wouldnt be able to beat what he had for them next. No one else had before . . . He chuckled darkly, chomping on more popcorn.

It was around this time that the the fairy boy floated over, spewing obscenities and not-very-niceties at him. Of course, the mastermind's projection just laughed; he found this version of the boys personality to be so much more entertaining than his normal one. So brash and mouthy; why were all children that way? Tch, parents nowadays. Raising their kids 'right'. Blasphemy.

But then something happened that he wasnt expecting. The boy somehow broke out of his toxins hold before the time was up. The projection threw up his hands in irritation. Why were all these people capable of outdoing his genius? Obviously he hadnt picked very well . . . When the boy came closer and started to use polite words and bows and tears, the mastermind gagged, feeling sick to his stomach. He missed the other fairy boy already. He turned away, just so he wouldnt have to look at the boys sorry state.

"Offended? Vendetta? Pfft, you were right the first time boy. I'm not doing any of this out of a need for vengeance or some misplaced hatred; I was just bored this morning. Honestly, I dont even know who any of you are, you just happened to come up on my radar."

He looked back at his mirror, now grinning just a little. "And I'll stop when I want to stop." Then he waved his hand in front of the mirror, and watched with joy as it rippled like water.

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A few minutes after their landing, during whatever they were doing, Okibi and Tama would suddenly feel their wafer rock, almost sending them tumbling into the burning hot chocolate. Okibi yipped and dug the claws of her left hand into the wafer, holding fast to Tama so he didnt go falling in. The wafer settled down again and Okibi let go so they could both stand up. "What was that?" She said, still in a bit of a daze. She shook her head to clear it, her white pony tail whipping about.

Suddenly, the river some fifty yards ahead of them exploded, sending chocolate and wafers and marshmallows everywhere! Slowly, something rose out of it; something big, brown, and . . . blocky? The thing roared, throwing back its square head, and as the hot river chocolate dribbled off of it, they could begin to make out what it was.

Okibi's face fell. "You gotta be kidding me. A giant chocolate bar?" And indeed, it seemed they were indeed facing down a giant, monster chocolate bar. Okibi looked up at the cieling she couldnt actually see, and yelled. "You were dropped on your head as a baby werent you!?"


(Dont be afraid to take control of the chocolate monster if you want. :p)
 
Despite Maji's crying, the man completely blew him off. He clearly had no conscience. The fairy boy sniffled and rubbed his eyes. He had to stop crying. Obviously his tears were in vain, and he also promised Okibi that he'd no longer be a sissy. Maji was no wimp.

He composed himself and cleared his throat. His eyes were wattery and red still, but he ignored the fact. With his voice a little shaky, he responded out to the man. “Well, that's not nice.”<i></i> Yeah, that was the kid's big comeback. Perhaps edgy Maji wasn't as bad as he felt. Surely, at this point, he felt like sticking it to him with vulgarities again. He resisted.

Maji awkwardly glanced at the sorcerer and examined him a bit. So this was all for fun, eh? It was definitely a weird way to have fun, or so he thought. Maji was curious, though. Why did the man tick the way he did? Was he really that bad... I mean, they were all still alive, right? It's not like he wanted to kill them. Well, maybe he did. The white-haired boy put his finger onto his chin, folded his legs as he hovered, and, with a conversational tone, talked to the wizard. “So, what's your name? I'm Maji.”<i></i> he stated simply. He went on. “I'm not sure why you think this is fun, but as long as you don't hurt my friends, I won't hurt you.”<i></i> Maji came off pretty delusional considering the fact he sounded certain he could potentially cause damage to the guy. He didn't care.

Maji sneezed fairy dust, rubbed his nose, and threw another comment at the warlock. “By the way, don't be too happy or anything, but you have really good magic-manipulation. I can't remember how I know this, but as far as I can tell, you're pretty skilled.” <i></i>He didn't say it as if it was a compliment; Maji stated this matter-of-factly. He was getting so carried away in talking to the guy that he kind of forgot, at that second, all the treachery he had caused. This led him to a question he may or may not soon regret.

“What else can you do?”<i></i>

The words left his lips so fast that he didn't even have time to process it. This could either lead to disaster or something fun – we'll see!
 

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