"Santo a wedding! I love weddings!!!"
The bubbly door-woman proclaimed. Taro approached her and attempted to cup her hands in his, the sly horn-devil he was and respond with an excited voice
"you and I both." Yes, he was making a move and a rather obvious one.
"Does anyone else notice the absurdity coming out this man's mouth?
The jealous dame complained.
"Babe, you're ruining a moment complaining about my new dear friend bondage-san." He relinquished his hold on the lovely damsel's hands if he ever had them and backed away to stand next to the man in red spandex and leathers. It was true, he knew the names of the women: Mi - Star and Sango - Gurren but not that of the man in the mask. He was far from the inquiring type unless ordered to be otherwise so bondage-san would be good enough for him.
"My great presence can only do so much for a man," he conceded with a feigned moment of deep humility.
His tinted sunglasses hit his eyes well and whatever truths they might reveal about the actual man at their gates. Was he truly such a gregarious skirt-chasing youth sent here to represent the Daimyo of all people? Yes, he actually was as ironic as that would sound, but this was a single facet of brilliant gem of a specimen. He saw the woman pull something from her hair, it looked like a poisoned dart more than a pen but Oogami Taro flinches for no woman!
"Bummer..."
The catty drab one complained.
"Santo! No Bummer at all, here. Fill this out and you can use it like a temporary pass. Visit the spire or even our office at the Shrine of the Gods and you can get yourself a passport. It beats filling one of these out every time. And you red guy? Do you need a form too?"
He was handed a piece of paper and a torture pen.
Neat He noted the hollow pointed tip and lack of internal well. Yes, the practical use was quite obvious but they would be disappointed in his display.
Always one for the dramatic. "You will need a new pen," he warned in a gentle voice while he demonstrated his compliance. The pen over his own neck, inches above his carotid his arm shot down at himself with a sudden and significant force that should have pierced most men fully through but all that would be heard is a
*ping* and then a
*crack*. It was not his body that broke but rather the unfortunate pen. The pointed tip dulled and folded like an accordion and the long narrow shaft snapped in half. He returned the pen to Sango with a sardonic smile.
"Man of stone, always rock hard," he proclaimed with a wink although it might have been missed through the tinted glass covering most of his face.
He would not be able to write with his own blood but he could press
really hard onto the paper and hope it did not rip and that he did:
[legend="[b]Temporary Pass[/b]"]
Name: Oogami Taro
Rank: Sexy messenger from Sora; non-shinobi
Reason for Visit: Refresh supplies
Expected Time Needed: 1 day
Travelling to: Unknown, requesting a hot guide.
Blood Signature/Fingerprint: *Pressed thumprint sans blood*[/legend]
There was no bloodied thumbprint, however there was a deep groove where his thumb pressed against the paper. The print seemed almost faceted despite the fact that with one's eyes it would not seem so. The print would be rather unique at the very least but as for 'acceptable' that is hard to say.