I ran the story through my head once more. My name was Bakunin Octavia. I was the leader of a small shinobi village in the lands between the Lightning Peninsula and the Republic of Fire. I had come to cloud village in order to find my cousin, Koko (the Countess Bakunin), and stop her from eloping with her girlfriend. I was also part of a rock band because, why not?
Yeah that sounded like a plausible story. I was going to use it.
After stumbling around the village I found myself in a small hole in the wall restaurant that sold lasagna. I ordered myself a plate and sat myself in the bar while I waited for my meal.
"So this is the famous village hidden in the clouds eh?" I said to no one.