If resentment could kill (or at least maybe severely chastise), Enjeru’s would certainly have done so. Despite the air of vaguely-disgusted stoicism that he prided in maintaining about himself, he found himself turning a shade of deep pink as his insides frothed with a mixture of rage and self-indulgent embarrassment at the fact that the very attractive duo of Shinrya Kitsune and Shima Haruka admitted they found him handsome (how awful!).
“I am n-not a d-dandere!” he attempted to snarl manfully, but instead it came out as a surprisingly endearing, sort of girly-sounding whine, as if some
bishoujo character in a harem anime were reacting to the dense male main character walking in on her naked. Hearing himself say this of course just made things worse, and he whirled around, crossing his arms to hide his reddening face. “Besides, you harpies, I
have a girlfriend,” he added, trying to perform damage control. After all, the most useless thing in the world was a male virgin.
At the very least, Hebi wasn’t being a total tease. He was silently grateful for the fact that she had sent a puppet, however realistic it was, to help him with certain aspects of his suit – a flesh and blood girl’s touch might have been too much to bear at the moment. He nodded in thanks to the puppet, although realizing that he was trying to communicate with a puppet left him feeling mildly foolish. At the very least, the tittering duo responsible for his suffering had switched the topic of conversation to something a bit more professional.
”Well then. Enjeru-chan. Surely you’ve picked up a few tricks from your parents. What do you make of this situation? Haruka-chan, and Hebi-san. Same question. I’d like to hear your honest opinions about all this.”
This he could do – talking about numbers, objective information, tactics – that was what all men loved to jabber about anyway. Thank goodness for small favors.
“I find it strange that whatever affected the village seems to have systematically targeted the older adults only. It doesn’t fit the known patterns of natural epidemics or deliberate biochemical warfare. For example, disease caused by microorganisms such as
Haemophilus influenza tends to have a bimodal distribution of mortality. Elderly and the young have weak or underdeveloped immune systems, and so they die disproportionately compared to the rest. And yet I see seemingly healthy-looking children among the survivors. On the other hand, military-grade alkyl-mustard as currently used by the Imperial Army, or weaponized
Bacillus anthracis spores, which are forbidden by the Hayata Convention, tend to have a level mortality curve. In addition, they also kill animals as effectively as they kill humans.
“It is highly unlikely that this is the result of a sudden, natural evolution of some endemic pathogen. Something about this stinks of deliberate human intervention, and the fact that the Imperial Army has been moving around in this area, which isn’t even very close to the fighting going on in Bear, is suspicious. Furthermore, if the Army is involved, I suspect that this is not an officially-sanctioned exercise. Soeki is part of the breadbasket of Lightning. Why would a local Daimyo or Count ever want to harm his own food-growers on such a scale?
“I think we should try to track down whatever unit passed near this village and interrogate them. If necessary, I can ask my father to put pressure on the area Brigadier General, even order that unit to come back here, although something tells me they won’t.”