Entering through the front door of this unassuming 'gentlemen's club', Akane dealt with the bouncer easily enough as she discreetly Identified the two of us while I went and grabbed two seats at the bar and tried in vain to flag down the bartender despite a nearly empty bar. The fucker seemed intent on ignoring me it seemed and would've continued if I hadn't grabbed him by his arm and yank him to stop him in his tracks.
"You gonna take my order or walk by like I ain't here?" I questioned the barkeep before shoving him away from me as I continued to speak,
"Get me whatever draft ale you have and some fruity drink or the next for the girl," I motioned to my spear tsukumogami that was coming up to the bar after finally finishing her work with the bouncer. As she took a seat next to me at the bar, I was quick to notice that she looked upset about something. I'm sure she'd let me know why that was the case like the whiny little weapon she was, but at least for the moment she stifled whatever the bartender had intended to say to me as she began speaking over him.
"He's old enough, now stop making excuses, and just bring out the damn drinks, keep," She said shortly as she waited to see if he was going to continue to argue with her. When he didn't and simply left to fill our order, grumbling all mad about our slight, Akane finally let out a sigh and began to complain.
"The bouncer tried to court me. That's the third man today," She told me with a straight face. I almost thought about not laughing and give her a serious answer, but that thought passed quickly as I let myself chuckle at her small revelation. She only got more pissed as I refused to answer for a good minute or two until I was able to calm myself down enough to comment at her expense.
"You could've made your human form ugly, hell you could've made yourself a dude and no one would bat an eye. Instead, you made yourself a tall, beautiful woman and now you bitch about men hitting on you? Let me get the world's smallest violin and cello out for you and I'll compose you a sad duet, you little bitch," I said as I shook my head and downed my mug in an uninterrupted chug before slamming it on the table. I sat there for a moment letting my throat settle before motioning for the disgruntled keep to fill it up again.
"Hell, why don't you just take my suggestion and stay in your weapon form more often? Do you think it's not strange enough that some teenager is constantly being followed around by some ice queen type like a damn chauffeur? When have we been apart outside of a couple hours since you were awoken? I haven't had my own damn space in two years because you're constantly around," I grumbled as my second beer finally came out. I didn't feel like downing another so soon, but it wasn't like we had anything better to do for a couple hours. I might as well get drunk before I got called in for work.
"Yeah, but that's your fault I have to constantly be around, ya dumb cunt," She responded curtly as she finally took the first sip of her fruity drink. I knew what she was referring towards, so I didn't say anything in response, but I really did want to tell her off. Regardless, I took another sip of my beer, knowing this conversation we've had multiple times in the past wasn't going to really lead anywhere. We were both sick of each other's bullshit and yet stuck together like Siamese twins. It was a downside I hadn't accounted for when I first drafted up my plans.
OOC EIshi and Akane