World of Normal: Nose Licker [open]

[Midori Futotta]

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In a shady nightclub down Sordid Avenue, Maru was drinking his fill of rice wine as he sat at the VIP section located in the back of the club with a couple of his Youkai companions who came along with him. At Maru's side were two furry escorts, not overly furry to look exactly like animals since both had their humanoid blood more dominant however they did have some animal-like features. One of the escorts had catlike ears, fangs, long fingernail and two tails which had three different colored fur on them. The cat escort also had a facial structure that reminded him of a feline since her eyes were a bit larger, the shape of the large peepers were at a slight angle and her pupils were slitted. The other escort was a bunny girl with real bunny ears but unlike the cat the bunny had snow white paws for hands instead of soft human skin hands. Not to mention from her knee down she was all furry with large rabbit feet too big for any humanoid shoes to fit on her, she also had a small black button nose which she twitched from side to side whenever she got excited. Maru's two Youkai assistants Oof and LOUD were sitting together waiting to get their master's attention while the larger demon MA sat at the table shaking his head ready to criticize the fox for his behavior. "YOU VILE, PERVERT, 3 DIMENSIONAL HALF-BREED OF SKIN AND FUR. HAVE YOU NO SHAME OF INVITING THESE HUSSY'S TO AN IMPORTANT DRINKING TO DISCUSS…. ERRR… YOUKAI MATTERS!" the large nightmarish skull-like thing yelled. Smoke spilled from it's sharp jagged maw as it yelled while shaking a boney fist into the air to curse Maru's name who didn't seem to be paying any attention to the fiend. Heck even the girls ignored the demon which further infuriated the demon which made it shut up though not before snatching away a cup of booze that one of the girls were drinking so he could down the whole thing and then eat the cup.

Drunk ass Maru had his arms over both service girls, his tails curled around them as he began to tell them stories of his craziest adventures. "So there I was, this guy was about to get caught stealing panties so I had to shapeshift into a girl and hide the bastard in my hair with the loot! And you wanna know how we got out?!" Maru shouted, both of them asked him how and he told him "A couple of ghost scooped me and dude up then we ended up getting tossed a hundred feet into the air with that guy screaming 'Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!'"

They both laughed at Maru's story, the image of two buck naked perverts flying through the air with women's underclothes would've been a sight to behold. "Wait so how did ja land? Did you use your tails to fly back down?" asked the bunny, leaning in a bit too close to Maru's face which made him try to bite at the bunny girl so she could back off on which she did. "Nope, I landed in a library with nothing on but a pair of thong panties. A kid was unfortunately there… and an Anbu who saw my ass. Ended up having to pay the Anbu and the kids family off so I didn't go to jail…. And also I had to fix the roof…" With that his two Youkai assistants joined in on the laugher with the two escorts. While the only one who wasn't enjoying himself was Ma, Maru kept his paid companions and his two assistant's entertained. Moving on from one crazy Story to the next. This was however short-lived when the cat girl looked seemingly worried but Maru tried cheering up this sad kitty by groping then asking what was wrong. She resisted the urge to swat the hands away, the cat pointed to a ugly looking red haired dude who was wearing a tight leather suit with a leather face mask over his mouth. He looked like a mentally unstable emo gimp who for some odd reason joined a Yakuza. This led to only one conclusion in the fox's mind.

"So is he likes you're pimps goon or–" Maru got every one of his taste buds slapped out of his mouth for the sentence that he was about to finish, he forgot these escorts don't want to be known as prostitutes. Especially the service he was using since they simply got lonely dudes to pay for dates and not to do the deed. If that was the case, Anbu would have to shut the place down and start arresting people. "NO DUMBASS! That creepy guy I recognize from before when he tried to recruit me for his freakshow religion. I think he's follow me." she yelled at the fox. Maru took another swig of his drink then began to hiccup, deciding to take care of this right here right now. "Don't worry! I got this." Maru hopped across the table then did a tuck and roll before standing up to approach the guy. He moved almost as though he was skipping before stopping when he was right behind the guy he assumed to be a stalker. The fox poked the man to get his attention, the man turned around with a huge toothy smile in which Maru responded with a straight right punch hitting the man square in his face! He held his face, then wailed demanding to know what the hell was that for. But Maru was standing there dumbfounded when he saw that the man had a puppet hand… not only that but when he punchec the man in the face… he only felt a smooth surface where the guys nose was supposed to be.

"Heyyyyyyy….. you ain't got no *hic* nose!"

 

[Toraono Michino]

Entered with NPC: Ous Notori​

Notori loved this place. It was one of the few clubs in all of Kumo that had an open policy on a lot of things that the rest of the mountainous city sneered at. The demonic, weird, and outcast made this place a second home while the ANBU himself just…honestly really liked the place.

In ways it reminded him of home and childhood. Notori loved the port clubs, especially the seedy ones that you had a twenty-percent chance of dying just walking into. Those places didn’t care who you were as long as you had money and bought at least one drink a night. Due to the sever lack of…rules, the young man had seen a lot of things. Sex, drugs, and even once a dude getting disemboweled on the dance floor for swinging with the wrong girl. You’d think that after upgrading his life to the point it was now, he’d avoid these sort of places like the plague; but nah, Notori liked to dance.

Funky electronic swing music bumped out of the speakers to a floor of freaky looking people. Feet moved with the beat, hips swayed to the trumpets, and the dancers were giving it their all. In the middle of the floor a small crowd had gathered around two men who were pulling out all the stops.

One was dressed like you’d expect. Short-shorts, tight tank top…some questionable choice in shoes, and all kinds of beads and accessories that shook around as the guy tried to out-dance his opponent; Ous himself.
The Operative was dressed in a white three-piece suit but the jacket he had thrown out to the small crowd a minute ago after this guy tried to show him up. On his feet were a pair of fancy shoes that just added to the steps and twists his body made as his opponent quickly began to lose ground. The song ended with Notori striking a well timed pose, the crowd going crazy, and everyone rushing in to just touch what was clearly a god of dance.

Of course the moment everyone rushed in the ANBU was already weaving seals. Focusing the chakra into a capsule of harmless dust, he snapped it in half carrying his Genjutsu into the crowd that were all suddenly patting and congratulating the dude who lost while Notori easily slipped out and off the dance floor. He didn’t make it so far as two strides before some fox-guy was drunkenly punching…a puppet? The ANBU’s training kicked in and he began to make a scene based around the 100ft or so surrounding Maru and came to the conclusion that foxy here had left a table of two beautiful women alone. With a cocky smirk he moved to the side and behind the drunk half-breed and moonwalked back towards the abandoned table. He spun at the last second to show his face, ignoring the glowing skull while laser focusing in on the women,

“You girls look bored, care to enjoy some better company?”

 

[Midori Futotta]

The drunk fox waited for the noseless man to answer before continuing the beating process for stalking his rented date. "How about you kiss my ass and tell me why a rejected furry, lipstick wearing, jailbait mother fucker had thenerve to HIT me for no fucking reason!" replied the noseless man who was still holding his face from getting punched. Maru reached out then grabbed the man by the leg, holding the man upside down to let the blood flow to his head before proceeding to wave the man around like a flag back and forth causing some people to back away while Maru proceeded to yell. "You got hit because you're stalking my rented date! NOW TALK! WHY! DO! YOU! HAVE! NO! NOSE!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, while Maru was distracted with learning the secret of how a person could have no nose (rather than knowing why he was stalking the escort) Notori moonwalked to the table where the fox left his escorts along with his three demonic assistant's. The Youkai Ma looking at with a drink in hand wondering what the hell was this guy doing here, Oof seemed curious too and LOUD just sipped on some of Maru's left over sake while the guy proceeded to flirt with the escorts that Maru paid his hard earned money for in which none of Maru's demonic minions interfered in since… they wanted to see what would happen. The two escorts looked at each other for a moment, then gave each other mischievous smirks as they leaned forward so the man could see a little cleavage.

"♥~ Ooooo he looks yummy. What do ya say Momo." the bunny girl said to the cat girl escort named Momo, the bunny's ears poking straight up as she blinked at Notori rapidly in an attempt to look adorable.

"I suppose we could use better company Mimi… but I dunno the fox would get awfully mad if we just up and left…." cooed the cat who no got onto the table to slowly crawl over to Notori, knocking over a few cups which spilled over on Ma's cloak and made Oof squeal when the liquid spill onto their white kimono. "I guess we can risk it if this man is willing to give us something else… other than a good time." Momo purred, staring into the man's soul with her large yellow half closed eyes but though the two escorts didn't touch the man physically. Notori feels something drape their arms over his shoulders. That's because Maru's now intoxicated purple skinned, footless, cyclopean demon had decided that she wanted to be a choice in getting to know Notori. "Pft! *Hic* These two are just after money! You want some attention, pick my one eyed ass! Notice me senpai!"

That was it. The last straw! Ma was drawing the line in the sand right now! "LOUD! WHAT ARE YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! UNHAND THAT HAIRLESS MONKEY IMMEDIATELY! WE FULL BREEDS DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH HIS KIND! ESPECIALLY A LOWLY SERVANT WHO HAVE NOT BEEN GIVEN THE PERMISSION!" the skeletal demon got up, looking as though he was about to get physical however the cyclops simply responded with a hardy.
"BITE ME THEN MR.TINYBONE!"

In this confusion, Maru was still waving the man he had around like a flag waiting for him to talk when his ears twitched eating his servants. He slammed down the man he was holding to look back, seeing that his assistant was wrapped around some guy while his escorts gave him googly eyes while his biggest critic tried to get one of his assistant's off of the guy. He leaves for one moment and everything just went to hell. 'Damnit loud must've drank that saké I put a little beloved poison in, ahh well.' Maru thought as he stomped to his misbehaving guests as well as this wannabe lady stealer. Ma, LOUD, Momo, Mimi, and Oof were all screaming at each other until they saw Maru's drunk self standing there. The look of unamusement on his face made the group quiet, once they were all quiet he began scolding them all. "I leave for one second to take care of a situation and you all just go buck wild?! And for this guy no less!" Maru snapped his head to look at Notori for a moment, his eyes streching out of the eye holes of his mask like a cartoon character to stare at him sharply. "Speaking in which you're pretty bold to just walk up and try to seduce my paid dates for today. I suppose you're going to pay me back for all the yen I put down on them… or better yet….." there was a new fire in the foxes eyes with his next suggestion which was probably worse than just beating him up. Giving the man a wide ear to ear smile revealing his teeth sharp to a canine's edge. "What do you think about letting me have a go at you first, dressing you up in a nice magical girl outfit, let the girls watch… gotta admit they do have good taste..." He began to drool a bit thinking about it, hearing Ma in the background calling him disgusting.

 

[Toraono Michino]

Notori loved this place. Where else where you going to get into a fight with a guy parading around Youkai over a pair of escorts?
Of course the steamroller of how it got to that point still took the ANBU a few reads before he realized that yes, Maru was indeed coming at him hostile..ish. Notori was used to be threatened with knives, fists, magical fireballs the size of houses, but never before had someone offered to use their, erm, 'secret weapon', to fight; not even playfully. So that placed the master of disguise and illusion in a weird spot, because the man threatening him wasn't exactly ugly and his proposition was quite refreshingly on the nose. Paying Maru was also right out since he had already blown most of it earlier this week on the outfit he was wearing, but then he wasn't exactly in the right position, socially speaking, to be associating with the guy that way either.

"Well, hey, now, whoa there. No need to get all toothy in the first couple of seconds now, I don't even know you like that. I just saw a couple of desperately lonely young ladies and thought, you know, maybe they'd have a better time with a guy not fighting box faced drunks. However! I see we might have come at a pass, so...perhaps would you take a challenge of, dance?"
As if on que, the club music suddenly became louder. Notori kept up his famed cocky smirk as his hand gestured towards the dancing lights of the floor that beckoned those consumed with spirit elevating...spirits, come join in merging of human emotion, music, and jerking your body around in a poor mating display. Hopefully the foxy-man before him would take up the challenege as opposed to fighting because, honestly, the ANBU just really wasn't feeling the stabby-stab on his day off.