A little chuckle was made in the direction of Ritsuko. Kaori didn't believe in jinxes as reality was much more harsh than any superstitious jinx would be. Her reality up to this point was filled with heart-ache and assholes and some even defying fate. Even if her saying 'Oh boy, I hope there are no perverts here' does make the opposite true, it's not like she couldn't quickly remedy that problem with sharp words. Not everything needed to be solved with violence as her last several missions had dictated so pure ridicule would be the proper discourse to take instead of trying to bludgeon someone and send them to the moon. That would result in a potential fight and would probably spoil or ruin Yomi's party; and Kaori wouldn't want that, would she? After all, she did promise to behave herself. That is, assuming no ANBU assholes show up. "
Oh, I don't think my words would change the outcome anyway. If they want to come, they'll come," she said as she turned her eyes towards a person showing up. It was like clockwork. "
I guess I spoke too soon, here comes the next contestant," she simply stated. She didn't know if this man was one of those 'perverts' that she detested, but it never hurt to be cautious. For now, she would treat him like a human until he starts to show perverted tendencies.
A walking mop approached the bar, towards Kaori and Ritsuko in particular, and asked about the expectation of there being perverts. Kaori raised a brow, being difficult to see under her mask if it wasn't for her forehead wrinkling slightly. The man had a similar skin complexion that Yomi did, which definitely makes the man stand out among the rest of the shinobi. This man didn't seem too over-the-top in terms of looks and his outfit was actually pretty fly. She tilted her head and crooked the right corner of her lip downward in annoyance and disgust. She flipped her hair over her horns, displaying them inadvertently towards the cat-masked man. The pink underside of her hair mingled with the dark purple, creating a strange pattern of light and dark. The lighting in the area, however, didn't do her hair any real justice. "
Why would I be? I hope perverts keep their butts at home. Who would go home with a dog for a man? Especially creepy ones like the ANBU?" she asked as she surveyed the man up-and-down for a moment. She clearly didn't have very big expectations of men due to her experience with them when she was younger. Maybe the entire 'girl power' landscaping from living with Yomi and frequenting there might have rubbed off. Queen Bees do attract others from other colonies.
A speech was then given by the host of this party: Yomi. She started off by thanking Asuka for making this party a reality. Kaori waved to the completely embarrassed Asuka before Kaori even received a wink. She smiled and simply waved to Yomi in response. Some of the things she said were true. People had the entire shinobi lifestyle stuck in their heads, forcing them to perform JUST their duties and not even act human. Even weapons are given time to rest and relax between battles and shinobi are no different. The difference between shinobi and weapons, in Kaori's opinion however, are that humans are less replaceable than weapons. While it might seem hypocritical to think that with the amount of people she had to kill, she still believed that a life is a life and only those lives taken to enrich and defend others were necessary. While it was sad to have to kill someone, their death was probably more important than anything.
Due to being a human being, shinobi need time to relax and enjoy their times. People are too serious about being a shinobi that they forgot how to felt to be human. It took Kaori a long time to finally feel human after being treated like an object, a tool, by her family that she didn't take the fact that she was a human (and acting like a human) for granted. She cherished all of the time she felt happiness and relief and even the hard times where she cried and felt terrible. It was those times that she felt truly human. It was actually the times where she was being a shinobi that she felt like she was being used. The brainwashing of 'doing for the common good' was instilled in her, sadly enough, that she came to accept her job as being a tool for the government. But she also learned how to separate being human and being a tool for the nation, which is something that people have troubles doing.
Kaori raised her glass at the comment Yomi made and took a drink of her drink, feeling the alcohol mixed with the sweet flavor flow down her throat. The sweet nectar of the drink made the hard liquor just barely bearable to drink. And after that single drink, she felt the world getting a little lighter and a little bit more tipsy. It was then that Ritsuko lost her mind and started wailing on a man with a glass. Kaori looked at him evenly before she looked towards Ritsuko. While Kaori disliked perverts, she wouldn't go THAT far. Kaori sighed outwardly and took her drink with her. There was no way she was going to leave her drink unattended next to Mister Mop. She walked over to the pervert that Ritsuko beat to a pulp with glass and she sat upon her knees next to the man and looked at Ritsuko. "
You really ought to seek some professional help with that anger," Kaori said before she lowered her drink next to the man and held her hands over his face before a green glow came from her palms and started to heal the damage done, returning his face and the rest of his wounds back to their original state.
And, as if on queue, she felt a hand grabbing her rear. Kaori jumped a little bit and turned to look towards Ritsuko with a smile. "
Nevermind, carry on," she said before a fist quickly rammed itself towards the man's skull, knocking him out in a comedic fashion; a large lump where she punched him and his eyes were spinning circles. He was clearly unconscious and Kaori grabbed the man by the back of his shirt and started to drag him along the ground like a swordsman dragging along a ludicrously large sword. She turned to look towards Ritsuko and waved to her. "
I'll be right back. Maybe Mister Mop at the bar would 'keep your ass in check'," she said with no pun intended. She would have to see to Ritsuko a little bit later after she ejected this asshole out of the coliseum.