"Laaaaaaaaaadieesss and Geeeeenttleeemeeennn!" A voice screamed out as a woman clad in a red dress (as required of all women apart of the pageant) walked out onto the stage that light up in multicolored chakra lights that glimmered, shimmered, shook, and flashed. A headset on her head projecting her voice to all sections of the audience as she threw her hands in the air at the end of the stage where the audience roared. Her smile was large, and blossomed as they continued to cheer. "Welcome to the first, ever Mr. Suna Pageant!" The crowd roared again as hair flipped and she lowered her hands and stepped closer to the edge, "It's going to be a wild, night folks! And I hope you're ready! My name is Mrs. Sozoshi Koe, and I'll be your host for the night! May I introduce to you our lovely judges--that's right, those gorgeous women in the red," She gestured to a large platform in the middle of the audience where the three judges sat facing the stage, their names brightly lit in front of them, and microphones and water placed in front of them at the table, "Toraono Suzuhime!" Her hand waved to her, "Kanashimi Itami,", a smile crossing her face as she moved to the final judge, "And our youngest beauty, Yamazaki Chizuru!" A round of applause broke out as the cheers roared again, "Thank you, thank you!" She laughed, nodding, and waiting for the roar to die down again.
"Thank you, beautiful ladies! Now, in case you don't know how this works, here's what going on today!" Koe stepped back, her curls bouncing from her energetic behavior, "First, we had seven hot-hot-hot men nominated by your fellow beautiful Sunan women from around the village," Her hand raised to the side of her face as though she was telling a secret, but by no means did she whisper, "Some of them I'm sure will delightfully surprise you!"
"Anyways! These seven men will be competing in some really exciting events, and our judges will rate each performance on a scale of one to ten, and after wards, the points will be added up out of 40 total points! The two men with the highest points will be rewarded with, of course, a sash and crown, as traditionally and stereotypically expected," She walked farther to the right side of the stage, her smile growing, "But also rewarded with one date with one of our hot! hot! hot! women!" Her hand would gesture off stage to motion for the two girls to come to the center front of the stage.
"Kumiko and Kitanai! Aren't they gorgeous folks?" The crowd screamed again, applauding and cheering, "Now, Now, ladies, if you'd please step to the side," Her hand would gesture to the left as she moved to the far right, "Now! You've been waiting for this, haven't you?"
"Ladies and gentlemen! Your seven contestants!" Each contestant would be expected to walk out, at least a few paces behind the other, as she read off their names in order. Each standing side by side in their 'formal' outfits.